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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Zamora (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zamora has chosen Nirvana - Lake of Fire as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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185 cm
35
200 lbs
26 - 19 - 1 |
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188 cm
26
186 lbs
12 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
26 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Danny Zamora! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Zamora misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ferguson.
Zamora fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. Ferguson moves out of range of the leg kick from Zamora. Ferguson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zamora. Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zamora tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Ferguson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Zamora manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Ferguson tries to clinch up and Zamora counters with a straight right hand. Ferguson avoids the head kick by Zamora.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Zamora swats him away and circles back towards the center. Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zamora.
Zamora checks a leg kick nicely. We've been told by Ferguson's head coaches at CW's Elite Kung-Fu Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Ferguson lunges at Zamora with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Zamora's hand. A solid leg kick lands there for Ferguson.
Zamora swings for the body but Ferguson moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Zamora tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Zamora throws a lazy body kick enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab. Zamora lands a jab to Ferguson's midsection. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Ferguson checks a leg kick. Zamora misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Ferguson lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A head kick misses from Zamora. Ferguson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zamora's calf. Zamora checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Zamora uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ferguson. Zamora tries a low kick but Ferguson avoids it. Ferguson scores with a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Ferguson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Zamora is out of range and Ferguson settles back down. Ferguson throws a leg kick but Zamora sees it coming and checks it nicely. Zamora checks a leg kick nicely. Ferguson misses with a low kick as Zamora jumps back.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Zamora scores with a nice body kick.
Zamora ducks under a wild hook from Ferguson. Nice uppercut there from Ferguson. Ferguson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Zamora tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Ferguson scores with a head kick. Zamora tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Zamora is rocked! Both fighters circling a little - Ferguson finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Zamora is still on wobbly legs! Can Ferguson finish him? Zamora looks winded! Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ferguson - that will leave a mark!
Zamora takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Ferguson lands an uppercut, right on the button! Zamora tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Turd Ferguson! Turd Ferguson bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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