PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Up Loaded (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loaded comes to the cage accompanied by BOOOOOT!!!. Diggler has chosen YO GOTTI - SOMEBODY WATCHIN ME as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Dirk Diggler has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Loaded
vs
Diggler

180 cm
34
172 lbs
28 - 12 - 0

186 cm
33
185 lbs
29 - 15 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Up Loaded!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Steven Brown and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diggler scores with a nice head shot.
Diggler misses with a low kick as Loaded jumps back.
Diggler has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diggler misses with a low kick.
Diggler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loaded.
Diggler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Diggler misses with a head kick.
Loaded ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Loaded misses with an attempted mid kick.
Loaded moves in looking to clinch but Diggler pushes him off.
Loaded looks for the body kick but Diggler saw that one coming.
Loaded fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Loaded throws a body kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Diggler fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Loaded checks it well.
Loaded throws a right and a left that Diggler avoids nicely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diggler.
Loaded lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diggler circles away quickly and effectively.
Loaded looks to clinch
and Diggler counters with a stiff right hand.
Diggler avoids the body shot from Loaded.
Loaded takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Loaded keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diggler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Diggler blocks the low kick.
A big right from Diggler misses.
Jab from Diggler.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Diggler checks a low kick from Loaded.
Loaded catches Diggler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Diggler throws a hook to the side of Loaded's head but Loaded sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded tries a head kick but it misses.
Jab from Loaded.
Loaded throws a lazy right hand but Diggler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Loaded darts in and clinches Diggler up against the cage.

Diggler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Diggler defending well as Loaded loads up on a big left hand.
Loaded throws a looping overhand right but Diggler ducks down to avoid it.
A low kick from Diggler misses
and Loaded counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Loaded is looking to clinch but Diggler is avoiding it.

Loaded moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaded can't get the takedown.
Loaded tries to work over Diggler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Loaded looking to throw knees to the head but Diggler is blocking nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diggler works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Diggler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Loaded struggles to land a body shot inside as Diggler controls his hands.
Loaded is trying to pull guard but Diggler has him pressed against the cage.
Loaded tries to pull guard but Diggler holds him up against the cage and eventually Loaded drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Up Loaded. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Diggler is leaning against Loaded and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Loaded lands a left hand that snaps the head of Diggler backwards.
Loaded tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Loaded jumps guard but Diggler stands there with Loaded around his waist. Loaded gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Loaded tries to work over Diggler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Diggler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Loaded works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Loaded tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Up Loaded dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Diggler throws a series of punches but Loaded moves out of range.
A jab from Diggler misses.
Loaded lands with a kick to the temple. Diggler shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Diggler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Diggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Loaded.
Loaded moves in looking to clinch but Diggler pushes him off.
Loaded thuds his shin into the meat of Diggler's side.
Diggler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Diggler tries to score with a low kick but Loaded moves his leg out of the way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded throws a hook but Diggler blocks it.
Diggler throws a leg kick but Loaded moved away.
Loaded throws a low kick but Diggler avoids it.
Loaded on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Loaded misses with a shot to the body
and Diggler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Diggler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diggler lands with a hook. Loaded tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Diggler missing with a left hand there. Loaded was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diggler missing with a left hand there. Loaded was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Diggler. That's going to slow Loaded down.
Diggler motions for Loaded to come forward. Diggler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Diggler loads up on a big right hand but Loaded slips the punch.
Loaded wants to clinch
and Diggler counters with an inside leg kick.
Loaded wants to clinch but Diggler slips to the side
enabling Diggler to counter with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diggler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Loaded chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diggler can pounce on him.
Diggler lands a nice leg kick that just misses Loaded's sensitive parts.
Diggler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Diggler feints and then cracks Loaded's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Loaded down.
Loaded scores with a jab to the jaw.
Diggler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Loaded throws a one two combo.
Diggler throws an overhand right that lands on Loaded's shoulder, as Loaded tries to avoid the shot.
Loaded scores with a nice strike.
Loaded blocks a jab.
Loaded takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Loaded is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diggler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Loaded throws a low kick but Diggler avoids it.
Diggler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Loaded tries to clinch
and Diggler makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Loaded looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Loaded misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Diggler.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Diggler misses with a low kick.
Loaded is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Loaded misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Diggler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Loaded throws a nice head kick!
Dirk Diggler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Diggler tries a low kick but Loaded avoids it.
Diggler looks to land a right hand but Loaded moved out of range.
Loaded darts in trying to clinch
and Diggler counters with a thumping low kick.
Loaded throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Loaded lands a jab to Diggler's midsection.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch but Diggler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Loaded misses with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Loaded wants to clinch up but Diggler keeps it at a distance.
Loaded wants to clinch.
Good exchange - Diggler coming out on top.
Jab, jab by Loaded - just one landing.
Loaded misses with a kick to the body.
Loaded uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Diggler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loaded on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dirk Diggler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diggler blocks a head kick by Loaded.
Loaded lands with a right hand.
Diggler misses with a leg kick.
Loaded chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diggler can pounce on him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loaded wants to clinch but Diggler slips to the side
and Diggler counters with a nice leg kick.
Diggler throws a leg kick but Loaded moved away.
Loaded throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Loaded misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diggler keeps the fight on the outside.
Diggler tries to bum rush Loaded with a series of wild strikes but Loaded uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diggler throws an overhand right that lands on Loaded's shoulder, as Loaded tries to avoid the shot.
Diggler misses with a leg kick
and Loaded counters with a slapping leg kick.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A clash of legs there as Diggler blocks the low kick.
Diggler blocks a head kick by Loaded.
Loaded tries to clinch there but Diggler circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Loaded.
Loaded tries a head kick but it misses.
Loaded doesn't manage to clinch there - Diggler circles away.
Loaded throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diggler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Loaded.
Loaded feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Diggler's calf.
Both fighters circling a little - Loaded finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Diggler connects with a single shot there.
Diggler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Up Loaded showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Loaded has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Up Loaded!
A very excited looking Up Loaded made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.