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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Biscuits might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Who are they trying to con. Arse Biscuits has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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205 lbs
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215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Charlie Norris!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuits's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Norris connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Biscuits scrambles back to his feet.
Norris tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Biscuits manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Biscuits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Norris.
Biscuits ducks right into an uppercut from Norris.
Biscuits decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Biscuits controlling the action here.
Biscuits moves nicely into side control.
Biscuits will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Biscuits is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Norris knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Biscuits wants to lay and pray for a moment but Norris keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris is trying to get back to half guard.
You can see the frustration on Norris's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits has an Americana. Norris didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Biscuits is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Biscuits hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Arse Biscuits!
Arse Biscuits tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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