PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Vand de Housen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Vand de Housen
vs
Jeremy

175 cm
22
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 1

168 cm
23
157 lbs
0 - 0 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of New York, Patrick Vand de Housen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Franklyn Lucas and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vand de Housen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Vand de Housen moves out of range.
Jeremy scores with a hook.
Vand de Housen wants to clinch.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A combination from Jeremy does no damage.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jeremy.
Vand de Housen scoring well with a low kick there.
Jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen wants to clinch.
Vand de Housen wants to clinch.
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vand de Housen.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy cracks a nice hook into Vand de Housen's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vand de Housen moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy scores with a jab.

Vand de Housen rushes Jeremy and presses him up against the cage.
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the body.
Jeremy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vand de Housen.
Jeremy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Knees to the body from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy has had enough of the clinch but Vand de Housen keeps him there for the moment.
Jeremy lands a nice uppercut.
Vand de Housen landing knees to the body.
Vand de Housen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jeremy wants a takedown.
Jeremy looks gassed!
Vand de Housen connects with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen prevents a takedown attempt there.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow inside that Jeremy shrugs off.
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the head.
Vand de Housen wants to stall.
Vand de Housen seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Jeremy is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
Vand de Housen scores a nice knee to the body.
Vand de Housen crunches a lovely knee into Jeremy's ribcage.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Vand de Housen blocks it.
Jeremy lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a nice shot to the body.
Jeremy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Vand de Housen prevents it.
Patrick Vand de Housen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Jeremy.
Vand de Housen stalling in the clinch.
Knees to the body from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Jeremy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the head.
Jeremy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Vand de Housen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Vand de Housen looking to stall.
Vand de Housen with a knee to the head.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Vand de Housen is controlling the position.
Vand de Housen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Vand de Housen is pressed up against the cage. Jeremy has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Vand de Housen down to the mat. Vand de Housen avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Vand de Housen pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Jeremy scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Jeremy throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jeremy looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Vand de Housen makes his way to full guard, as Jeremy worked for a kimura.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws and elbow that misses. Vand de Housen uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jeremy's guard. Nice move by Vand de Housen!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jeremy wants to sweep but no luck.
Vand de Housen throws a big right hand that misses.
Jeremy thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Vand de Housen from controlling successfully.
Jeremy trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.

Jeremy looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Vand de Housen has picked Jeremy up and slammed him! Jeremy can't keep hold of the triangle and Vand de Housen manages to pass to side control!
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Vand de Housen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jeremy on the ground.
Jeremy looks to move to half guard but instead Vand de Housen has passed into mount! Damn!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Jeremy working to try and regain half guard.
Vand de Housen thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Jeremy slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Vand de Housen not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Vand de Housen is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Jeremy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jeremy.
Jeremy is looking to stand up but Vand de Housen isn't so interested in that idea.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy throwing rabbit punches from the bottom - showing the judges that he's keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Vand de Housen dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vand de Housen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Jeremy scores with a shot to the body.
Vand de Housen tries to clinch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jeremy cracks Vand de Housen with a right hand to the side of the head.
Vand de Housen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy misses with a double jab.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Jeremy shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Vand de Housen's guard.
Jeremy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jeremy trying to move into half guard but instead Vand de Housen has managed to sweep!
Jeremy wants to sweep here but Vand de Housen controlling him for the moment.
Jeremy will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Vand de Housen wants to control from the top but Jeremy keeps moving.
Jeremy is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vand de Housen is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Jeremy has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Vand de Housen is looking to defend but Jeremy has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Vand de Housen! Jeremy pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Vand de Housen taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ron Jeremy!