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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeeves Reginald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes to the cage accompanied by Who are they trying to con. Arse Biscuits has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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214 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jeeves Reginald!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reginald lands a really nice looking cross but Biscuits seems unphased.
Biscuits jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Reginald throws a front kick aimed at Biscuits's knee but Biscuits avoids it well.
Biscuits throws a looping overhand right but Reginald ducks down to avoid it.
Reginald slips under a jab.
Biscuits scores with a hook to the body. Reginald takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Biscuits staying out of range there.
Biscuits circles away from the clinch attempt.
Reginald throws a hook to the side of Biscuits's head but Biscuits sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Reginald thows a body shot but no joy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Reginald looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Reginald has taken the fight to the clinch.
Reginald is looking to break free of the clinch but Biscuits has double underhooks.
Reginald breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Reginald shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Biscuits as he jumps to the side.
Reginald throws a leg kick which misses Biscuits's front leg but catches the back leg as Biscuits tries to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits throws a lazy right hand but Reginald sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Biscuits fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Reginald thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biscuits really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biscuits closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Reginald is looking for a sweep.
Biscuits trying to control the action but Reginald is working from the bottom.
Reginald manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Reginald is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Reginald is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Biscuits's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Biscuits's back!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reginald misses with an elbow to the head.
Biscuits wants to control his opponent's hands but Reginald gets his hands free.
Reginald is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Biscuits defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Reginald is throwing strikes by Biscuits counters by rolling into a better position. After a scramble, Biscuits regains half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reginald thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reginald tries to pass the half guard into mount. Biscuits knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Reginald is still trying to improve position.
Biscuits has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Reginald is working away from the top position though.
Biscuits is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Reginald thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Biscuits makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Biscuits.
Biscuits keeping moving, preventing Reginald from controlling successfully.
Biscuits will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reginald is looking to work some ground and pound but Biscuits has wrist control.
Biscuits preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Reginald throws a big elbow that misses.
Biscuits looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Biscuits seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Reginald pushing down on Biscuits's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Reginald is trying to work for a kimura but Biscuits is defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Biscuits is not content to let Reginald control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeeves Reginald dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Reginald avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Reginald on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Reginald with a poor takedown
and Biscuits connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Reginald just misses with a punch to the body.
Reginald tries to clinch there but Biscuits circles away.
Biscuits misses with a straight right.
Reginald tries a head kick but it misses.
Reginald fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Reginald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Biscuits manages to avoid it.
Reginald fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Biscuits on the side of the head.
Reginald ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Reginald scores with a jab.
Reginald shoots in and drives through. Biscuits sprawls well.
Reginald misses with a straight right.
Reginald scores with a sloppy right hand. Biscuits should have avoided that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Reginald.
Biscuits tries to score a power double leg takedown but Reginald sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Biscuits somewhat.
Reginald shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Reginald was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Biscuits wants to control but Reginald postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Reginald is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Biscuits is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
You can see the frustration on Biscuits's face as Reginald controls the position.
Reginald is trying to move to mount but Biscuits reverses beautifully and ends up in Reginald's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Reginald manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Biscuits has Reginald in his guard.
Biscuits keeping full guard, as Reginald tries to pass.
Reginald in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Reginald wanted to stand there but Biscuits had control of the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Biscuits is on top in guard.
Reginald keeping moving, preventing Biscuits from controlling successfully.
Reginald is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Reginald keeping full guard, as Biscuits tries to pass.
Reginald working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Biscuits has passed into half guard!
Biscuits not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biscuits uses his free foot to push down on Reginald's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Reginald.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeeves Reginald showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Reginald lands with a kick to the temple. Biscuits shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Reginald has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Biscuits finds it's way round the side to connect with Reginald's head.
Biscuits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Reginald moves away.
Reginald thows a body shot but no joy.
Reginald tries to clinch but Biscuits is having none of it.
Reginald keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Biscuits misses with a body shot.
Reginald dives in and grabs Biscuits's left leg, looking for a takedown. Biscuits pushes down on Reginald's head and hops out.
Nice shot by Reginald.
Biscuits shoots in and gets a takedown into Reginald's guard.
Reginald has his hands on Biscuits's head, controlling the position.
Biscuits wants to control from the top but Reginald keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits wants to pass the guard but Reginald is keeping the position.
Reginald working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Biscuits doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Reginald is tightening it up a little... Biscuits has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Biscuits reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Biscuits taps out! Nice BJJ there by Reginald!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Jeeves Reginald!
In defeat, Arse Biscuits stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well, that was shit!'.
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