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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arne Kjolby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griswold comes to the cage accompanied by NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION. Kjolby is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Killing in the name of.... These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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280 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arne Kjolby!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griswold on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Griswold on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Griswold jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Griswold misses with an uppercut.
Kjolby fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kjolby lands an overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Griswold throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kjolby.
Kjolby throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Griswold ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kjolby changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kjolby lands a jab.
Kjolby keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Griswold.
Kjolby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Griswold misses the target.
Griswold misses the jab.
A jab from Kjolby does it's job there.
It looks like Clark Griswold has been cut.
Griswold takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Griswold looks to throw the jab but Kjolby is out of range.
Kjolby is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kjolby scores with a hook to the body. Griswold takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Griswold misses with a hook. Kjolby ducked under it nicely.
Griswold missing with a left hand there. Kjolby was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Griswold looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kjolby takes a swing at Griswold's ribcage but misses.
Griswold ducks under a wild hook from Kjolby.
A lazy left from Griswold finds it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Griswold misses the target.
Griswold throws a head kick that misses
and Kjolby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kjolby fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kjolby fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Griswold manages to avoid it.
Kjolby dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Griswold is breathing heavily.
Kjolby fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Clark Griswold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kjolby bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Griswold's head.
Griswold takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Griswold misses with a looping left.
Griswold drops his hands momentarily and Kjolby takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Kjolby.
Kjolby lands with a shot to the body.
Griswold is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kjolby clinches up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Kjolby - that landed with a thud.
Kjolby scores with a hook to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Kjolby.
Griswold's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right hand to the body from Kjolby.
Kjolby scores with a shoulder strike.
A short body shot lands from Kjolby as the two fighters clinch.
Kjolby lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Clark Griswold's cut is getting worse.
Griswold takes a shot to the head.
Kjolby lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kjolby lands with a light punch inside.
Kjolby doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kjolby lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kjolby has Griswold pressed against the cage, preventing Griswold from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kjolby lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kjolby lands a left hand.
Kjolby lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kjolby scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kjolby.
Kjolby pushes Griswold back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Kjolby.
A short left from Kjolby.
Griswold is rocked!
Kjolby lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oh Griswold is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A right hook to the body lands for Kjolby.
Griswold seems to have got his legs back now.
Kjolby scores with a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kjolby lands a body shot.
Kjolby drops Griswold onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Griswold is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Clark Griswold's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kjolby mutters something to Griswold before pushing him back against the cage. As Griswold comes back towards him, Kjolby unloads a hook from the very depths of hell that knocks Griswold clean out! Oh. My. God. That is some seriously brutal stuff right there! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Arne Kjolby!
A relieved looking Arne Kjolby thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Clark Griswold was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck this - now will I go home and fuck my thaiwife.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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