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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wango Tango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tango comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Kong has chosen Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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225 cm
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300 lbs
17 - 12 - 0 |
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225 cm
24
300 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wango Tango! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong! The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Seu Braga and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Tango takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Kong slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Tango throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kong throws a leg kick that misses. Tango connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
It looks like Donkey Kong has been cut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Tango pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tango lands a big head kick that sends Kong tumbling to the mat! Tango takes a step backwards and waves Kong back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Kong is rocked! Tango pushes Kong up against the cage in a clinch. Kong takes a knee to the side of the body. Kong lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tango backwards. Kong avoiding damage as Tango throws knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tango. Kong tries to work over Tango's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Kong working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Tango stalling the fight.
Kong looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Kong takes a knee to the side of the body. Tango blocks a body shot from Kong. Tango tries to land knees in the clinch but Kong avoids the damage to the body. Tango lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kong or not.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kong swings wildly with an uppercut but Tango uses good head movement to avoid it. Tango breaks from the clinch.
Kong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kong tries a low kick but Tango avoids it. Kong throws a series of punches but Tango avoids them all with ease. Tango lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kong circles away quickly and effectively. Tango cracks Kong with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Tango smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Tango tries to score with a low kick but Kong moves his leg out of the way. Tango clinches up against the cage. Kong manages to break the clinch.
Tango pounces like a tiger and cracks Kong with a vicious hook! Kong is down but not out! Tango follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Wango Tango! Our winner, Wango Tango, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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