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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ernie The Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunther Pleasureman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pleasureman is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pleasureman. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ernie The Giant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gunther Pleasureman!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Paul Tew and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Giant checks a leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for The Giant.
Pleasureman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pleasureman dips to his left and cracks The Giant with an uppercut!
The Giant has been working on his boxing with his coaches at BigMouth Cabrons in the buildup to the fight.
The Giant misses the jab.
Pleasureman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Giant manages to avoid it.
The Giant throws a head kick but Pleasureman moves out of range.
Pleasureman has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The Giant avoids a kick to the body.
Pleasureman connects with a solid leg kick.
The Giant throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Giant fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pleasureman checks it well.
Pleasureman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Giant takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Pleasureman throws a shot to the body.
Gunther Pleasureman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Giant avoids the body shot from Pleasureman.
The Giant thows a body shot but no joy.
Pleasureman scoring well with a low kick there.
Pleasureman connects with a looping right hand.
Pleasureman misses with a left hand
and The Giant counters by moving into the clinch.
The Giant is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pleasureman is defending well for now.
The Giant tries to work over Pleasureman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Pleasureman fails to land.
The Giant tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pleasureman's elbow.
The Giant misses with a punch to the body.
The Giant stalling in the clinch but Pleasureman improves position.
The Giant takes a shot to the head.
Pleasureman lands a body shot in the clinch.
The Giant tries a body shot but Pleasureman blocks it.
Pleasureman prevents a body shot from The Giant.
The Giant landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pleasureman blocks a body shot from The Giant.
Pleasureman throws a head punch that misses.
The Giant misses with a knee to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for The Giant.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short body shot lands from The Giant as the two fighters clinch.
The Giant blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pleasureman lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Giant backwards.
Pleasureman swings wildly with an uppercut but The Giant uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Giant blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pleasureman.
The Giant missing with knees to the body.
The Giant leaning against his opponent.
The Giant lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Pleasureman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Giant manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Pleasureman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pleasureman misses with the head strike.
The Giant misses with a body punch.
The Giant slowing the pace effectively.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Giant.
Pleasureman tries to throw a body punch but The Giant avoids it by throwing Pleasureman back against the cage.
The Giant scores with a shot to the side of Pleasureman's head.
Pleasureman is trying to maintain a safe position but The Giant gets an underhook and turns Pleasureman into the cage.
The Giant lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Pleasureman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pleasureman lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Giant backwards.
Pleasureman managing to block the knees to the body from The Giant.
Pleasureman tries a body shot but The Giant blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Giant is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pleasureman is defending well for now.
Pleasureman is trying to break free.
The Giant using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Pleasureman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pleasureman misses with a body punch.
The Giant lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pleasureman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Giant missing with knees to the body.
Pleasureman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Giant stalling.
Good body shot from Pleasureman.
The Giant tries a body shot but Pleasureman blocks it.
The Giant looking to stall.
The Giant lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Giant misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Giant's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Pleasureman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ernie The Giant will probably get the nod.
That's time! The Giant's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Pleasureman throws a leg kick that is checked
and The Giant counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The Giant has Pleasureman pressed against the cage.
The Giant misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pleasureman.
The Giant misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pleasureman just leaning against The Giant, taking a breather.
The Giant goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Giant obliges.
The Giant lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pleasureman misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Giant misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Giant.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The Giant misses with the head strike.
The Giant blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Giant lands a shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Pleasureman as the two fighters clinch.
The Giant has a couple of punches blocked by Pleasureman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Giant misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pleasureman.
A nice left hand lands by Pleasureman.
Ernie The Giant has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pleasureman blocks an uppercut.
The Giant tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pleasureman avoids it.
The Giant fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Giant blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Giant tries to land knees in the clinch but Pleasureman avoids the damage to the body.
The Giant swings wildly with an uppercut but Pleasureman uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hook to the body lands for Pleasureman.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Giant.
The Giant tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pleasureman tries to work over The Giant's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pleasureman avoiding damage as The Giant throws knees to the body.
Pleasureman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Giant dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Pleasureman takes a shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Giant dodges an elbow strike from Pleasureman.
Pleasureman misses with a body punch.
The Giant can't find room to land a body shot as Pleasureman controls the action.
Pleasureman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by The Giant as Pleasureman tries to tie him up.
The Giant blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Giant throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pleasuremans head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Giant tries a knee to the head but Pleasureman blocks it.
The Giant tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pleasureman avoids it.
Pleasureman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pleasureman tries to work over The Giant's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from The Giant on the inside.
The Giant misses with some punches.
Pleasureman throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pleasureman tries to throw a body punch but The Giant avoids it by throwing Pleasureman back against the cage.
The Giant lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pleasureman backwards.
The Giant with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Giant swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Giant blocks a body shot from Pleasureman.
Pleasureman tries to throw a body punch but The Giant avoids it by throwing Pleasureman back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Pleasureman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Giant takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Giant digs a right hand into Pleasureman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pleasureman's gas tank.
Pleasureman looking to slow down the pace here.
Pleasureman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Giant throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Pleasureman blocks it with crossed arms.
Pleasureman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Giant scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Giant is trying to maintain a safe position but Pleasureman gets an underhook and turns The Giant into the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pleasureman lands with a left to the head.
Pleasureman misses with a body punch.
The Giant swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Giant.
Pleasureman blocks a body shot from The Giant.
The Giant swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Giant blocks a body shot from Pleasureman.
The Giant missing with knees to the body.
Pleasureman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Giant lands a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Giant tries to land knees in the clinch but Pleasureman avoids the damage to the body.
Pleasureman tries a body shot but The Giant blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Giant.
Pleasureman misses with the head strike.
The Giant is looking to control Pleasureman's arms but Pleasureman gets an underhook and turns him. Now The Giant has his back to the cage.
Pleasureman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ernie The Giant dominated that second round.
That's time! The Giant's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Pleasureman scores with a decent looking hook.
Pleasureman misses with a wild body shot.
Pleasureman cracks The Giant with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pleasureman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pleasureman misses with a double jab.
That kick from The Giant tenderised Pleasureman's leg. Pleasureman is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Giant takes one to the chin there.
Pleasureman missing with a left hand there. The Giant was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pleasureman digs a good hook to The Giant's body.
Pleasureman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Gunther Pleasureman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Giant scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Giant moves into range and clinches up with Pleasureman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pleasureman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pleasureman misses with the head strike.
Pleasureman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pleasureman lands a hook that snaps the head of The Giant backwards.
The Giant lands with a left to the head.
The Giant tries a knee to the head but Pleasureman blocks it.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Pleasureman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pleasureman trying to control the position but instead, The Giant has worked for underhooks and has pushed Pleasureman into the cage.
The Giant lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pleasureman backwards.
Pleasureman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Giant misses with a body punch.
The Giant throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Giant throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pleasureman working aggressively here.
Pleasureman takes a knee right on the jaw!
The Giant scores with a shot to the side of Pleasureman's head.
Pleasureman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pleasureman lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pleasureman lands a jab to the head.
Pleasureman throws a jab but it's blocked by The Giant.
Nice cross by Pleasureman.
Nice cross by Pleasureman.
Pleasureman cracks The Giant with a good jab.
Pleasureman looks to score with a jab to the body but The Giant is just out of range.
No joy there for The Giant, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pleasureman has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The Giant throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Pleasureman counters with a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Giant swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pleasureman tries to land a front kick but The Giant steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The Giant closes the distance but Pleasureman moves to the side
and Pleasureman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pleasureman lands with an uppercut that bounces The Giant off the cage and back into range.
The Giant is rocked!
The Giant tried to score with a low kick but Pleasureman checks it.
Oh The Giant is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pleasureman cracks a nice hook into The Giant's ribs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pleasureman jabs at The Giant's body.
The Giant bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Pleasureman comes at him with an uppercut from hell! The Giant falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! The Giant was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gunther Pleasureman!
Post fight, Gunther Pleasureman stared into the camera and said 'No no kiss on lips.'.
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