PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Garen Crownguard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cock
vs
Crownguard

225 cm
26
275 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

185 cm
26
224 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Atlantis

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Garen Crownguard!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cock punishes Crownguard's body with a nice straight punch.
Crownguard slips a jab from Cock.
Cock lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Good exchange - Cock coming out on top.
Cock throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crownguard throws a head kick that Cock semi-blocks.
Cock avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Cock cracks Crownguard with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Cock has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Crownguard to stand back up!

Crownguard is rocked!
Cock shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Crownguard takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Cock sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Crownguard bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jupiters Cock!
Post fight, an emotional Jupiters Cock said 'KO by Cock Slap, enjoy.'.