PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buster FaceBreaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Boschat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FaceBreaker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Divine Heresy - Facebreaker. Thor Boschat will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

FaceBreaker
vs
Boschat

190 cm
29
264 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

205 cm
24
260 lbs
7 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Buster FaceBreaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Thor Boschat!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Francis DeMontford and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from FaceBreaker.
Boschat misses with the combination.
Boschat moves out of range of the strikes.
A big left from FaceBreaker misses.
FaceBreaker looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Buster FaceBreaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boschat keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

FaceBreaker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
FaceBreaker lands a hook to the side of the head.

FaceBreaker manages to break the clinch.
Boschat throws a leg kick which misses FaceBreaker's front leg but catches the back leg as FaceBreaker tries to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boschat scores with a nice strike.
Boschat bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of FaceBreaker's head.
Boschat fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A telegraphed right hand from Boschat misses the target.
Boschat shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. FaceBreaker eats them both and turns towards Boschat to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Boschat connects with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boschat thuds his right hand into FaceBreaker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
FaceBreaker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boschat.
Boschat thumps FaceBreaker with a low kick.
FaceBreaker tries to land a front kick but Boschat steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Boschat checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
We've been hearing reports that FaceBreaker has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
FaceBreaker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
FaceBreaker looks to land a left hand but Boschat moved out of range nicely.
FaceBreaker misses with a jab, cross combination.
FaceBreaker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boschat defending well as FaceBreaker loads up on a big left hand.
Boschat fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches FaceBreaker on the side of the head.

It looks like Buster FaceBreaker has been cut.
A chopping leg kick lands by Boschat.
Boschat avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boschat dodges the punch combination from FaceBreaker.
FaceBreaker thuds a left hand into Boschat's body.
FaceBreaker throws a quick inside leg kick.
Boschat takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Boschat moves out of range as FaceBreaker strikes.
FaceBreaker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boschat takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
FaceBreaker throws a right hand that Boschat ducks under and follows up with a left that Boschat also avoids with ease.
Boschat bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of FaceBreaker's head.
FaceBreaker tries a head kick but it misses.
Boschat jabs FaceBreaker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Boschat moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
FaceBreaker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Boschat. Boschat obviously looking to wear him down.
FaceBreaker is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Boschat.
FaceBreaker throws a sloppy body shot

and Boschat counters with a nice right hand that sends FaceBreaker toppling to the canvas! FaceBreaker scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Boschat finish him?!

FaceBreaker is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boschat weaves into range and cracks FaceBreaker right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! FaceBreaker goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Boschat is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thor Boschat!
During a confident post fight interview, Thor Boschat thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.