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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is r this town i 101. Asshole Gracie could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tony Brown's chin.
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280 lbs
60 - 22 - 0 |
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30
128 lbs
18 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
60 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Brown!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown with a poor takedown
and Gracie counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Brown tries to get to full guard but Gracie has control of the leg.
Gracie wants to take a breather but Brown is having none of it.
Gracie wants to pass the guard but Brown is defending well.
Gracie with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie is pressing down on Brown's thigh, looking to free his foot. Brown is holding on for now.
Gracie is working hard here to advance position.
Gracie is thwarting Brown's attempts to control the position.
Gracie thows a huge punch but Brown dodges it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown is pressing down on Gracie's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Brown throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Brown has his foot on Gracie's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Gracie works his way back into a safe position though.
Gracie works over Brown with some ground and pound from guard.
Gracie lands a couple of elbows.
Brown is rocked!
It looks like Tony Brown has been cut.
Gracie stands up over Brown, holding on to his feet. Gracie throws the legs to one side and dives in with a huge shot that lands flush on the chin! Brown is out cold! Gracie lands a couple more shots and the ref tackles him out of the way! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Asshole Gracie!
A very excited looking Asshole Gracie rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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