PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kamala Naamahaara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un comes to the cage accompanied by DPRKorean National Anthem. Naamahaara has chosen Kishore Kumar : Chuu Kar Mere Mann Ko as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kamala Naamahaara was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jong Un
vs
Naamahaara

178 cm
30
228 lbs
11 - 13 - 0

193 cm
29
239 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kamala Naamahaara!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naamahaara buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jong Un fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Naamahaara scores with a head kick. Jong Un tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like Kim Jong Un has been cut.

Naamahaara knocks Jong Un to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Un manages to work his way to half guard, despite Naamahaara's best efforts.

Naamahaara is working for a kimura but Jong Un is defending it quite comfortably.
Naamahaara thows a huge punch but Jong Un dodges it nicely.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Naamahaara working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Jong Un wants to get back to his feet.
Jong Un gets full guard.
Naamahaara throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Jong Un has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Naamahaara should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Jong Un has tightened it up now! Naamahaara should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Kim Jong Un!
Kim Jong Un seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.