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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Calaway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teppo Tulppu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Calaway's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, R.I.P.. Tulppu comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Roy Jones Jr - Can't Be Touched kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Mark Calaway could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Teppo Tulppu's chin.
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290 lbs
23 - 20 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
16 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mark Calaway!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Teppo Tulppu!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tulppu on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tulppu lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Calaway has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Calaway and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Calaway throws a series of punches but Tulppu avoids them all with ease.
Tulppu moves into range and connects with a jab.
Tulppu stuns Calaway with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Calaway gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tulppu.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tulppu missing with a left hand there. Calaway was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tulppu thumps Calaway with a low kick.
Nice cross by Calaway.
Calaway checks the leg kick.
Calaway misses with a jab to the body
and Tulppu counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tulppu misses with a hook.
Tulppu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Calaway manages to avoid it.
Calaway throws a looping overhand right but Tulppu ducks down to avoid it.
Tulppu has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Tulppu missing with a left hand there. Calaway was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Calaway throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Tulppu to counter with a crisp jab.
Calaway throws a body punch but Tulppu moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Calaway's jab looks to have found its range, popping Tulppu under the eye.
Calaway thows a body shot but no joy.
Calaway connects with a body shot.
Calaway cracks Tulppu with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Tulppu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Calaway cracks a nice hook into Tulppu's ribs.
Tulppu checks the leg kick nicely there.
Calaway lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A jab from Calaway misses.
Tulppu looks to land a right hand but Calaway moved out of range.
Calaway throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tulppu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tulppu showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Calaway.
Calaway dodges the punch combination from Tulppu.
Calaway feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tulppu's calf.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tulppu on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Calaway throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Calaway moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tulppu pivots, looking for a leg kick but Calaway is out of range and Tulppu settles back down.
Tulppu looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Calaway misses with a combination
and Tulppu counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tulppu throws a head kick that misses.
Tulppu shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
It looks like Teppo Tulppu has been cut.
Mark Calaway seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for Calaway.
Calaway throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Calaway connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tulppu lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Tulppu fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Calaway throws a shot from downtown. Tulppu moves away and avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tulppu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Calaway swings for the body but Tulppu moves out of range.
Calaway throws a lazy uppercut
and Tulppu counters with a straight right hand.
Tulppu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tulppu needs to keep his hands up - Calaway had a free shot at his head there.
Calaway throws a series of punches but Tulppu moves out of range.
Calaway misses with a double jab.
Calaway throws a right hand that misses
and Tulppu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Calaway throws a hook but Tulppu avoids it easily.
Calaway misses with a straight right.
Calaway misses with a combination
and Tulppu connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Calaway misses with a wild combination.
Calaway looks to throw the jab but Tulppu is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Calaway connects with a nice looking jab.
Tulppu jabs Calaway to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tulppu throws the left hand but Calaway avoids the punch easily.
Tulppu doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tulppu darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Tulppu throws a series of punches but Calaway avoids them all with ease.
Calaway moves out of range as Tulppu throws a body kick.
Calaway feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tulppu's calf.
A big left from Calaway misses.
Calaway uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tulppu.
Tulppu connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tulppu is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Calaway lands a head shot.
Tulppu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tulppu is rocked!
Tulppu blocks a jab.
Tulppu is still on wobbly legs! Can Calaway finish him?
Calaway throws a right hand that Tulppu ducks under and follows up with a left that Tulppu also avoids with ease.
Tulppu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Calaway.
Calaway throws a jab when Tulppu was well out of range.
Tulppu moves away from the strike by Calaway.
Calaway throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tulppu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Teppo Tulppu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Teppo Tulppu's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A big right from Calaway misses.
Tulppu seems to have recovered his senses.
Good exchange - Calaway coming out on top.
Calaway misses with a left hand
and Tulppu counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tulppu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Calaway takes a swing at Tulppu's ribcage but misses.
Tulppu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tulppu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Calaway checks a leg kick nicely.
Tulppu has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A big left from Calaway misses.
Tulppu blocks a jab.
Calaway lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Tulppu can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Calaway and Tulppu drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Calaway.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mark Calaway!
Mark Calaway tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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hype
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