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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kjartan Isaksen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kjartan Isaksen has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Your Mom's chin.
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170 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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177 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Your Mom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kjartan Isaksen!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Isaksen shoots in for a takedown but Mom shows good takedown defense.
Mom really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mom tries to bum rush Isaksen with a series of wild strikes but Isaksen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mom's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Mom duly obliges.
Nice body punch from Mom.
Isaksen closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Isaksen lands in his opponent's guard.
Isaksen wants to pass the guard but Mom is keeping the position.
Isaksen is looking to work some ground and pound but Mom has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Isaksen throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Isaksen working some strikes from top position.
Isaksen throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Isaksen stopping the sweep attempt from Mom.
Isaksen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Isaksen is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Mom is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Mom has escaped and now he's on top!
Mom has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Mom avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Isaksen is striking but Mom is not phased and passes to half guard.
Mom prevents Isaksen from improving his position.
Isaksen is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Isaksen gets full guard.
Mom wants to get up but he can't break Isaksen's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Isaksen is on top in guard.
Isaksen trying to control the position from guard on top but Mom is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Isaksen thows a big elbow that misses.
Isaksen tries to free his leg and advance position but Mom is retaining full guard.
Mom working a defensive guard here.
Isaksen throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Mom works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mom knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Isaksen on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Isaksen thows a big elbow that misses.
Mom keeping moving, preventing Isaksen from controlling successfully.
Mom is trying to keep Isaksen in close.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Isaksen drives through with a takedown into guard.
Isaksen looking to pass the guard.
Isaksen with a flurry of punches that miss.
Isaksen passes Mom's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Isaksen wants to take a breather but Mom is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Isaksen controlling the pace.
Isaksen passes the guard and advances to mount!
A nice elbow there by Isaksen.
Isaksen jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Mom manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Isaksen wants to control but Mom is keeping him busy.
Isaksen throws a strike aimed at the side of Mom's head but Mom avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kjartan Isaksen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Isaksen drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Isaksen is looking to work some ground and pound but Mom has wrist control.
Isaksen looking to pass the guard.
Isaksen sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Mom's guard.
Isaksen blocks the strikes from Mom.
Isaksen thows a huge punch but Mom dodges it nicely.
Isaksen frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Isaksen sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Mom is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Isaksen looking to finish with strikes here!
Mom is in a horrible position here. Isaksen smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Isaksen punching from mount but Mom doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Isaksen with a couple of short strikes.
Mom is wriggling around trying to escape.
Isaksen dominating with strikes here.
Mom is rocked!
It looks like Your Mom has been cut.
Isaksen has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Mom is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kjartan Isaksen!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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