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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Cleese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Gruber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hans Gruber told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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241 lbs
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260 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John Cleese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Hans Gruber!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Daniel Bishop and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cleese moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Cleese scores with a push kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gruber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gruber fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cleese is out of range.
Cleese slips a jab from Gruber.
Cleese lands a jab-cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gruber misses the jab.
Cleese looks to land a combination but Gruber avoids it well.
Cleese looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gruber misses with a low kick.
Cleese dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gruber scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Gruber moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Gruber swings for the body but Cleese moves out of range.
Gruber throws a big shot that misses.
Gruber stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cleese.
Cleese slips a jab from Gruber.
Cleese fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cleese misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cleese connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gruber momentarily.
Cleese scores with a hook to the body. Gruber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cleese lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cleese lands a big head kick that sends Gruber tumbling to the mat! Cleese takes a step backwards and waves Gruber back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Hans Gruber has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gruber throws a right hand that misses
and Cleese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gruber is rocked!
Gruber looks winded!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cleese.
Cleese swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Gruber doesn't manage to clinch there - Cleese circles away.
Cleese moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cleese ducks under a wild hook from Gruber.
Gruber throws a jab when Cleese was well out of range.
Cleese scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Gruber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cleese throws a nice outside leg kick.
Crack! A monster head kick from Cleese and Gruber falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Cleese!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). John Cleese!
John Cleese seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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