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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ramin Laulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge comes to the cage accompanied by Litte Things - One Direction. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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219 lbs
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215 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ramin Laulu!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shigeki Sano and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Laulu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spooge.
Laulu closes the distance and pushes Spooge back into the cage.
Laulu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Laulu swings for the body but Spooge moves out of range.
Spooge's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Laulu connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Spooge scrambles back to his feet.
Spooge lands a head kick that stumbles Laulu and the fighters go to the mat.
It looks like Ramin Laulu has been cut.
We've been hearing good reports from Spooge's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Laulu keeping full guard, as Spooge tries to pass.
Spooge throwing strikes but missing.
Laulu bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Spooge's guard.
Spooge being controlled here, momentarily.
Spooge keeping full guard, as Laulu tries to pass.
Spooge not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Laulu wants to control from the top but Spooge keeps moving.
Laulu passes easily into side control. Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Laulu.
Spooge is being controlled here.
Laulu decides to stand back up.
Laulu looks to throw the jab but Spooge is out of range.
Spooge takes the fight into the clinch.
Spooge throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Laulu blocks it with crossed arms.
Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Spooge, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spooge's jab looks to have found its range, popping Laulu under the eye.
Spooge looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge misses with an uppercut. Laulu saw that one coming.
Laulu thows a body shot but no joy.
Laulu throws a big shot that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laulu scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Laulu with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spooge just misses with a punch to the body.
Laulu lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Spooge throws a low kick but it's checked well by Laulu.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Laulu checks it.
Laulu lands a right hook to the body.
Laulu moves into the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Laulu obliges.
Laulu is trying to break the clinch but Spooge has him pressed against the cage.
Laulu breaks from the clinch.
Laulu tries to clinch there but Spooge circles away.
A swing and a miss from Laulu.
Laulu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Laulu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Laulu takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Laulu moves into the clinch.
Laulu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Spooge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spooge lands a nice looking body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laulu misses with a looping left.
Spooge ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Laulu moves away.
Laulu tries to close the distance and clinch but Spooge swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Laulu connects with the punch.
A shot to the body from Spooge misses
and Laulu counters with a one-two to the body.
Spooge tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laulu was well out of range. Poor timing from Spooge.
Laulu has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Spooge jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Laulu lands a really nice looking cross but Spooge seems unphased.
Laulu takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spooge swings for the body but Laulu moves out of range.
Laulu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spooge.
Spooge avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spooge moves into range and connects with a jab.
Spooge shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Spooge does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Laulu thows a body shot but no joy.
Laulu misses with a wild body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laulu defending well as Spooge loads up on a big left hand.
Spooge tries to keep at a distance but Laulu has taken the fight into the clinch.
Spooge managing to block the knees to the body from Laulu.
Spooge manages to break the clinch.
Spooge moves into the clinch.
Laulu is trying to break the clinch but Spooge has him pressed against the cage.
Laulu trying to land knees to the body.
Laulu breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Laulu throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Spooge counters with an inside leg kick.
Spooge tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Laulu manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Spooge will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Laulu uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Spooge has time to react.
Laulu tries to clinch up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spooge tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spooge throws a lazy right hand but Laulu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Spooge misses with a looping right.
Spooge throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Laulu.
Laulu checks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ramin Laulu's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Spooge misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Laulu's corner calls for a 1-2. Laulu obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Laulu on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A nice leg kick lands there from Spooge.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laulu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spooge throws a quick inside leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Laulu. Beautiful body shot.
Spooge tries to score with a low kick but Laulu moves his leg out of the way.
Laulu gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Spooge.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laulu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spooge.
Laulu throws a hook but Spooge blocks it.
Laulu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Laulu swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Laulu throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Spooge moves out of range of the strikes.
Spooge's corner calls for a 1-2. Spooge obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Laulu just misses with a punch to the body.
Spooge tries to clinch up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laulu checks a low kick from Spooge.
Spooge takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Laulu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spooge was well out of range. Poor timing from Laulu.
Laulu connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Spooge momentarily.
Laulu takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spooge scores with a jab to the head.
Nice body punch from Laulu.
Spooge looks to land a right hand but Laulu moved out of range.
Laulu slips under a jab from Spooge.
Spooge will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Laulu has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A telegraphed right hand from Spooge misses the target.
A bone on bone clash there as Laulu blocks the leg kick.
Laulu swings for the body but Spooge moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
No joy there for Spooge, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Oooh a lovely combination from Spooge sends Laulu down but not out. Spooge dives into side control looking to finish.
Laulu is rocked!
Laulu is trying to improve his position.
Laulu is still in real trouble! Can Spooge finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laulu avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Spooge.
Laulu seems to have recovered his senses.
Laulu is not content to let Spooge control the position.
Spooge wants to take a breather but Laulu manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Spooge.
Laulu preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Spooge trying to control the position from guard on top but Laulu is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spooge pushing down on Laulu's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge is looking for a kimura but Laulu is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Spooge to get the leverage.
Laulu wants to control but Spooge is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Spooge perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Laulu wants to improve his position but Spooge is controlling well.
Spooge uses his free foot to push down on Laulu's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Laulu.
Laulu can't escape the position.
Laulu tries to lock up and control but Spooge gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Laulu stops Spooge from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Laulu wants to control but Spooge is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge unloads with some shots from mount but Laulu bucks and avoids them well.
Spooge goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Laulu turns into him and now he's in Spooge's guard.
Spooge is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Laulu stands up from Spooge's guard - Laulu perhaps looking for a knockout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spooge throws a leg kick but Laulu sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Spooge swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Laulu throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Loves To Spooge dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ramin Laulu's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Laulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spooge.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Laulu lands with a cross.
A big right from Laulu misses.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Laulu just misses with a punch to the body.
Laulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spooge.
Spooge lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Laulu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spooge.
Spooge uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laulu.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laulu. Spooge does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spooge throws a big shot that misses.
Laulu throws a shot to the body.
Spooge pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spooge throws a chopping leg kick but Laulu manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Laulu cracks a nice hook into Spooge's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge looks to score with a jab to the body but Laulu is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laulu throws a big shot that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laulu. Spooge does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laulu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spooge tries to clinch but Laulu is having none of it.
Laulu scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Spooge cracks Laulu with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spooge throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Spooge throws out a loose jab but Laulu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spooge throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Laulu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spooge ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spooge throws a leg kick
and Laulu counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spooge wants to clinch up but Laulu keeps it at a distance.
Laulu throws a hook but Spooge avoids it easily.
Laulu connects with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laulu. Spooge does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laulu swats away the attempt to clinch by Spooge.
Laulu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spooge moves away.
Spooge tries to clinch there but Laulu circles away.
Laulu connects with a body shot.
Spooge throws an overhand right that lands on Laulu's shoulder, as Laulu tries to avoid the shot.
Laulu takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Spooge throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spooge takes a swing at Laulu's ribcage but misses.
Laulu slips under a jab.
Spooge doesn't manage to clinch there - Laulu circles away.
Spooge slips a straight right by Laulu.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laulu. Spooge does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laulu on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Laulu scores with a decent looking hook.
Laulu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spooge displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laulu throws out the jab.
Laulu tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge digs a good body shot into Laulu's ribs.
Laulu throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Spooge stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Laulu has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Spooge has Laulu up against the cage in a clinch.
Laulu breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Laulu thuds a left hand into Spooge's body.
Spooge listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Spooge tries to work over Laulu's front leg with a kick but Laulu checks it.
Spooge steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laulu.
Spooge tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Laulu is able to avoid easily.
Laulu throws a right hand that Spooge ducks under and follows up with a left that Spooge also avoids with ease.
Laulu dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Spooge connects with a body shot that sends Laulu's belly button to the back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jab from Spooge.
Nice combo by Spooge! Oh, that's hurt him - Laulu falls to the canvas and Spooge follows him into side control.
Spooge decides to stand back up. Spooge steps back and let's Laulu get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laulu misses with a hook. Spooge ducked under it nicely.
Spooge misses with a wild body shot.
Laulu closes the distance and clinches.
Spooge prevents a body shot from Laulu.
Spooge using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Laulu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Laulu wants to break the clinch but can't.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but Laulu blocks it.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Laulu pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spooge moves out of range as Laulu strikes.
Spooge fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Laulu looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Spooge throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Laulu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Laulu moves into range and connects with a jab.
Spooge pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laulu clinches up with Spooge and pushes him back against the cage.
Ramin Laulu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Loves To Spooge is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Spooge landing knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Loves To Spooge showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Spooge, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!
A very excited looking Loves To Spooge rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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