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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe has chosen Treasure Island as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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225 cm
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275 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
27
275 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, John Doe! The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Daniel Franklin and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cock throws a right and a left that Doe avoids nicely. Doe avoids the head kick by Cock.
Cock scores with a hook. Cock thows a body shot but no joy. Cock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Cock scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Cock scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Doe wants to clinch up but Cock keeps it at a distance. Cock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doe manages to avoid it. Cock works the jab nicely. Cock throws a jab when Doe was well out of range. Doe is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Cock.
It looks like John Doe has been cut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A punch lands to the side of Doe 's head but he takes it in his stride. Doe tries to clinch up but Cock circles away and keeps his distance. Doe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cock. Cock scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. A cross from Cock lands.
Doe is rocked! Cock lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Doe is looking to close the distance but Cock sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Doe crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Doe is OK because that was naaaaaasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Jupiters Cock! Jupiters Cock retains his heavyweight title! In his post fight interview, Jupiters Cock gave a big smile as he said 'KO by Cock Slap, enjoy.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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