PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arjel Dacir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dacir has chosen Os Mutantes - El Justiciero as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Arjel Dacir was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Muntz
vs
Dacir

185 cm
28
180 lbs
23 - 4 - 1

180 cm
32
180 lbs
19 - 6 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arjel Dacir!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz lands with a nice body punch.
Muntz has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Homunculus Alembic in the buildup to the fight.
Muntz throws a shot to the body.
Muntz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dacir chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Muntz loads up on a big right hand but Dacir slips the punch.
Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.

Muntz has closed the distance and engaged Dacir in a clinch.
Dacir working aggressively here.
Muntz lands with a left to the head.
Dacir gets through Muntz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dacir lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Dacir breaks the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dacir with a hook.
Dacir uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Muntz.
Muntz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dacir doesn't seem bothered though.
Muntz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Muntz is looking to clinch.
Dacir scores with a leg kick.
Dacir throws a jab but it's blocked by Muntz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz avoids the head kick by Dacir.
Muntz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dacir.
Muntz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dacir steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muntz.
Muntz throws a hook but Dacir avoids it easily.
Muntz misses with an uppercut. Dacir saw that one coming.
Muntz stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dacir throws a body kick that misses.
Dacir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Muntz.
Dacir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muntz cracks Dacir with a right hand to the side of the head.
Muntz thows a body shot but no joy.
Dacir bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Muntz gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Muntz.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dacir avoids a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A head kick misses from Dacir.
Muntz throws a leg kick which misses Dacir's front leg but catches the back leg as Dacir tries to avoid it.
Dacir scores with a nice body kick.
That kick from Muntz tenderised Dacir's leg. Dacir is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dacir takes a swing at Muntz's ribcage but misses.
Dacir lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dacir throws a leg kick that is checked
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dacir.
Dacir throws a low kick, looking for Muntz's leg but Muntz calmly moves out of range.
Muntz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Dacir.
Dacir throws a nice looking combination but Muntz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Muntz gets off balance looking for a body kick

and Dacir counters by moving into the clinch.
Muntz throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Muntz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dacir blocking some punches.
Dacir throws a punch but it's blocked by Muntz.
Dacir pushes Muntz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dacir stalling the fight.
Dacir is trying to break the clinch but Muntz is controlling him.
Dacir is trying to force a seperation but Muntz has the dominant position.
Dacir blocks a body shot from Muntz.
A short uppercut from Dacir.
Dacir lands a left hand.
A short right from Muntz.
Muntz throws a head punch that misses.
Dacir tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hand to the body from Muntz.
Dacir misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dacir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muntz prevents Dacir from breaking the clinch.
Dacir has a couple of punches blocked by Muntz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short left from Muntz.
A head punch on the inside from Dacir fails to land.
Muntz tries to work over Dacir's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dacir working aggressively here.
Dacir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dacir lands a left hand.
Muntz has Dacir pushed against the cage.
Muntz scores with a shot to the side of Dacir's head.
Muntz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dacir fails to land.
Muntz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muntz pushes Dacir back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz lands a hook to the side of the head.

Dacir manages to break the clinch.
A head kick from Dacir lands but Muntz takes it in his stride.
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nelson Muntz will probably get the nod.
That's time! Muntz's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dacir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Muntz.
Dacir misses with a body shot.
Muntz throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Dacir counters by clinching up.
Dacir prevents a body shot from Muntz.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Muntz.
Dacir misses with some punches.
Muntz takes a shot to the head.
Dacir fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dacir wants to break free but Muntz has control.
Muntz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dacir.
A nice left hand lands by Muntz.
Muntz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dacir.
Dacir blocks an uppercut.
Muntz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muntz swings wildly with an uppercut but Dacir uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muntz misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz struggles to land a body shot inside as Dacir controls his hands.
Dacir throws a head punch that misses.
Dacir misses with some punches.
Dacir lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Muntz takes a knee to the side of the body.
Muntz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dacir's elbow.
Dacir has a couple of punches blocked by Muntz.
Still in the clinch, Muntz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Muntz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muntz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dacir.
Dacir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dacir takes a shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dacir lands a hook that snaps the head of Muntz backwards.
Dacir scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dacir tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Muntz avoids it.
Dacir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dacir misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Muntz misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muntz.
Muntz lands with a short shot to the head.
Muntz working aggressively here.
Muntz working aggressively here.
Nice body punch from Muntz.
Dacir lands a left hand that snaps the head of Muntz backwards.
Dacir is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Muntz is defending well for now.
Muntz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dacir.
Dacir blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Muntz lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dacir backwards.
Dacir swings wildly with an uppercut but Muntz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muntz misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz gets through Dacir's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Muntz as Dacir tries to tie him up.
Muntz lands a right hand.
Muntz lands a shot to the body.
Muntz pushes Dacir back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Muntz can't find room to land a body shot as Dacir controls the action.
Dacir blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dacir.
Dacir blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dacir lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dacir blocks a body shot from Muntz.
Muntz misses with a punch on the inside.
Dacir misses with the head strike.
Dacir landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dacir misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Muntz.
Dacir misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dacir misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dacir.
Dacir blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Muntz.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dacir.
Dacir blocks a body shot from Muntz.
Dacir swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dacir has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Muntz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muntz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dacir throws a head punch that misses.
Muntz lands a left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dacir.
Dacir takes a shot to the head.
Muntz lands with a right to the head.
Muntz cracks Dacir with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Dacir takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dacir lands a nice hook to Muntz's body. Muntz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dacir misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fight stays on the outside here - Muntz looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Muntz lands a jab to the nose.
Muntz works the jab nicely.
Muntz walks into a stiff left hand from Dacir.
Dacir tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Muntz ducks under a wild hook from Dacir.
Muntz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dacir can pounce on him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dacir throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Muntz swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Dacir counters by clinching up.
Muntz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Muntz blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz misses with a punch to the body.
Dacir blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dacir misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Muntz.
Dacir working aggressively here.
Dacir swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Muntz keeps control of Dacir as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Muntz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dacir misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dacir.
Nelson Muntz has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dacir pushes off an throws an elbow but Muntz leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Muntz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Muntz swings wildly with an uppercut but Dacir uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dacir working Muntz over with knees to the body.
Dacir working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Muntz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dacirs head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dacir lands a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muntz tries a body shot but Dacir blocks it.
Muntz lands with a short shot to the head.

Muntz manages to break the clinch.
Dacir plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Muntz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Muntz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Muntz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dacir tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dacir looks to land a right hand but Muntz moved out of range.
Dacir swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dacir misses with a hook.
Muntz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dacir's head backwards.
Dacir moves away from the strike by Muntz.
Dacir clobbers Muntz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Muntz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dacir blocks a low kick nicely.
Dacir sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dacir fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Muntz on the side of the head.
Dacir thows a body shot but no joy.
Dacir takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Muntz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dacir.
Muntz misses with a low kick.
Muntz thumps Dacir with a low kick.
Muntz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Muntz scores with a leg kick.
Muntz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muntz lands a head shot.
Muntz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Dacir is rocked!
Muntz drops Dacir with a straight right hand, right on the button! Muntz follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz retains his welterweight title!
Nelson Muntz tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.