PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mark Bounty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hojo Yoijimbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yoijimbo has chosen 2Pac, Freddie Foxxx, Ray Benzino - Don't Fuck With A Killa as his entrance music. Hojo Yoijimbo has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Mark Bounty's chin.

Bounty
vs
Yoijimbo

185 cm
32
194 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

170 cm
31
280 lbs
20 - 12 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mark Bounty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hojo Yoijimbo!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Andrew Berry and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yoijimbo on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bounty misses with a wild body shot.
Yoijimbo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bounty.
Yoijimbo ducks under a wild hook from Bounty.
Yoijimbo thows a leg kick but Bounty checks it
and Bounty counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bounty throws a shot from downtown. Yoijimbo moves away and avoids it.
Bounty takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bounty swings widly with a right hand
and Yoijimbo counters with an inside leg kick.
Yoijimbo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bounty stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Yoijimbo.
Bounty throws a shot from downtown. Yoijimbo moves away and avoids it.
Yoijimbo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Yoijimbo looks to score with a jab to the body but Bounty is just out of range.
Bounty throws a left and a right that both miss
and Yoijimbo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bounty thinking.
Bounty misses with a kick to the body.
Bounty slips a jab and a cross from Yoijimbo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bounty lands a nice shot that snaps Yoijimbo's head back.
Bounty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bounty wants to land a leg kick but Yoijimbo is out of range.
Yoijimbo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bounty.
Nice defenses there by Bounty.
Bounty feints and then cracks Yoijimbo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Yoijimbo down.
Good standup being displayed there by Bounty as he connects with a hook.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yoijimbo.
Bounty throws the left hand but Yoijimbo avoids the punch easily.
Bounty is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Yoijimbo throws a chopping leg kick but Bounty manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Yoijimbo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bounty. Bounty obviously looking to wear him down.
Bounty misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bounty on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yoijimbo shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Yoijimbo looks to land a combination but Bounty avoids it well.
Bounty moves out of range of the body kick.
Yoijimbo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Yoijimbo avoids the body shot from Bounty.
Bounty scores with a shot to the body.
Bounty misses with an uppercut.
Yoijimbo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Yoijimbo lands a head shot.
Bounty throws a low kick but it's checked well by Yoijimbo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yoijimbo slips under a jab.
We've been told by Bounty's head coaches at Notorious Fighters that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bounty looks to land a left hand but Yoijimbo moved out of range nicely.
Bounty swings away with a body shot that misses
and Yoijimbo counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hojo Yoijimbo dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Yoijimbo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bounty's sensitive parts.
Bounty throws a leg kick
and Yoijimbo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Yoijimbo swings widly with a right hand
and Bounty counters with a nice leg kick.

Yoijimbo cracks Bounty with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Bounty is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Bounty is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9, he's up! Wow, he cut that one a bit fine!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yoijimbo throws a hook to the side of Bounty's head but Bounty sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mark Bounty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bounty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bounty works over Yoijimbo's head and body with a nice combination.
A good leg kick by Yoijimbo.
Hojo Yoijimbo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bounty throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Yoijimbo knocks out Bounty with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Yoijimbo before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Yoijimbo picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hojo Yoijimbo!
A very excited looking Hojo Yoijimbo rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.