PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eli Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz has chosen Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Williams
vs
Doofenshmirtz

195 cm
36
266 lbs
34 - 19 - 0

187 cm
28
231 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eli Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams needs to keep his hands up - Doofenshmirtz had a free shot at his head there.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice head kick!
Williams ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Williams takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to land body kicks.
Doofenshmirtz thuds his shin into the meat of Williams's side.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab but it's blocked by Williams.
Williams rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Williams takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Williams scores with a nice strike.
Williams misses with a body kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.
Williams tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Doofenshmirtz swivels and escapes.
Nice cross by Doofenshmirtz.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Williams tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Williams lands with an overhand left.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot that snaps Williams's head back.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick which misses Williams's front leg but catches the back leg as Williams tries to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with the left hand. Williams knows he should have avoided that one.
Doofenshmirtz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Williams throws the left hand but Doofenshmirtz avoids the punch easily.
Williams moves away from the strike by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a left hand but Williams moved out of range nicely.
A shot to the liver by Williams. Beautiful body shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab when Williams was well out of range.
Nice cross by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Williams throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as Doofenshmirtz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Williams doesn't seem phased though.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Williams moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz strikes.
Williams shoots in for a takedown but Doofenshmirtz shows good takedown defense.
Williams misses with an uppercut.
Williams shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A slow jab from Doofenshmirtz misses its intended target.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Williams gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands a head shot.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Williams with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Doofenshmirtz thows a body shot but no joy.
Williams chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doofenshmirtz can pounce on him.
Williams is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Williams buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Williams throws out the jab.
Williams moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the jaw.
Williams connects with a looping right hand.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a kick to the body.
A big right from Williams misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick but Williams avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz thumps Williams with a low kick.
Williams misses with a body shot.
Williams throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Williams drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Williams shoots in and gets a takedown into Doofenshmirtz's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Williams throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Doofenshmirtz works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Williams postures up in Doofenshmirtz's guard and throws a big left but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Doofenshmirtz keeping moving, preventing Williams from controlling successfully.
Williams postures up in Doofenshmirtz's guard and throws a big left but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Williams with a flurry of punches that miss.
Williams throws a big right hand that misses.
Williams stops Doofenshmirtz from standing up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Williams accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Williams has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Williams loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Williams loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Williams throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Williams fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd cheers as Doofenshmirtz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Williams doesn't seem phased though.
Doofenshmirtz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Williams thows a body shot but no joy.
Williams looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a looping right hand.
Williams just misses with a punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Doofenshmirtz misses the target.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Williams takes a kick to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a lunging right hand
and Williams connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Williams waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz feints and then cracks Williams's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Williams down.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Williams tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Williams.
Doofenshmirtz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Williams's calf.
Good shot there by Doofenshmirtz.
Williams pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Williams tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking kick to the body. Williams takes a step back to recover.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight left.
Williams throws a head kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Williams.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to slow Williams down with leg kicks.
Williams throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz thuds a left hand into Williams's body.
Williams feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Doofenshmirtzs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Nice uppercut lands for Doofenshmirtz. That snapped Williams's head back.
Williams rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Williams wants to land a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
Williams gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Doofenshmirtz.
A telegraphed right hand from Doofenshmirtz misses the target.
Williams loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. Williams looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Doofenshmirtz slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Williams throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Williams's sensitive parts.
Doofenshmirtz throws a good cross that connects.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Doofenshmirtz.
Nice body kick there by Doofenshmirtz.
Williams is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Williams takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Williams moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Williams with an open hand slap.
Williams takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Williams.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the jaw.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but Williams avoids the punch easily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Williams is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
A big left from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Doofenshmirtz. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Williams moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice head kick!
Williams looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Williams throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Williams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
A jab from Williams does it's job there.
Doofenshmirtz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a right hand but Williams moved out of range.
Williams swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice right hand.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Williams's sensitive parts.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Williams has time to react.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a good body shot.
Doofenshmirtz takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Williams closes the distance and clinches up with Doofenshmirtz, looking for a takedown. Williams pushes Doofenshmirtz against the cage but Doofenshmirtz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Williams.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a hook to the body. Williams takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight right.
Williams staying out of range there.
Williams blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an uppercut. Williams saw that one coming.
Williams blocks a jab.
Williams throws out a loose jab but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Williams's sensitive parts.
The fighters circling - Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Williams on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
Williams swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Williams.
Doofenshmirtz walks into a stiff left hand from Williams.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Williams uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Williams dips to his left and cracks Doofenshmirtz with an uppercut!
Doofenshmirtz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Doofenshmirtz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A swing and a miss from Williams.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Williams gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Doofenshmirtz.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick which misses Williams's front leg but catches the back leg as Williams tries to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz scoring well with a low kick there.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Eli Williams has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Williams's head.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Williams avoids it easily.
Doofenshmirtz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Williams is able to avoid easily.
Williams takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Williams moves out of range of the body kick.
Williams throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Williams pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Williams throws a big shot that misses.
Williams moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A lazy left from Doofenshmirtz finds it's target.
A leg kick checked by Williams.
Williams ducks right into an uppercut from Doofenshmirtz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz with a hook.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Williams stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A slow jab from Doofenshmirtz misses its intended target.
Doofenshmirtz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a hook. Williams tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the head.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a right hand

and Williams counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Doofenshmirtz's guard now.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Williams sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams is looking to pass into half guard but Doofenshmirtz pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Doofenshmirtz is in guard.

Doofenshmirtz got a little sloppy there for a moment and Williams has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Doofenshmirtz has managed to get both his arms back between Williams's legs - danger averted.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control the position from guard on top but Williams is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Doofenshmirtz not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Williams pulls Doofenshmirtz in close to prevent any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Doofenshmirtz winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.