PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifrous Satanous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Augustus Fink Nottle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satanous comes into the arena with Put You To Bed blaring out of the sound system. Fink Nottle is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pomp and Circumstance. Augustus Fink Nottle has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Satanous
vs
Fink Nottle

184 cm
29
260 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

177 cm
29
193 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lucifrous Satanous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Augustus Fink Nottle!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fink Nottle misses with a right hand

and Satanous counters with a nice double leg into side control. Fink Nottle won't be happy with that.
Satanous is looking to take a break and control but Fink Nottle is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Satanous lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
We've been hearing that Satanous has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Fink Nottle looks to move to half guard but instead Satanous has passed into mount! Damn!
Satanous trying to control but Fink Nottle is having none of it.
Fink Nottle is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fink Nottle keeps trying to improve his position.
Satanous lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Fink Nottle hang on?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanous trying to control but Fink Nottle is having none of it.
Satanous landing shots from mount.

It looks like Augustus Fink Nottle has been cut.
Fink Nottle is wriggling around trying to escape.
Satanous landing shots from mount.
Fink Nottle is looking to get to half guard.
Satanous has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Satanous is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Fink Nottle can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Satanous throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Satanous controlling from mount.
Satanous is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Fink Nottle can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

That has opened up Augustus Fink Nottle's cut even more.
Satanous throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Fink Nottle because Satanous loaded up on that one.
Satanous thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Satanous punching from mount but Fink Nottle doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Fink Nottle is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Satanous cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Augustus Fink Nottle's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Augustus Fink Nottle's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lucifrous Satanous!
In his post fight interview, Lucifrous Satanous started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Augustus Fink Nottle was interviewed post fight and said 'A gentleman knows when he's been bested. Good day.'.