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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Kent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and William Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kent comes to the cage accompanied by Very Sad Piano Music.... Lonely Raindrops by Domokos Elod .. Burns is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Die by the drop. On his way into the cage it seems that Clark Kent has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Clark Kent seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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196 cm
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271 lbs
27 - 20 - 0 |
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194 cm
28
278 lbs
16 - 5 - 1 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
27 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Clark Kent! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
16 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, William Burns! The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kent moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Kent missing with a left hand there. Burns was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Kent throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Burns counters with a right hand to the body. Kent misses with a body kick. Kent throws a half hearted mid kick. Burns lands with a good body shot. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Burns throws a series of punches but Kent moves out of range. Burns misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kent misses with a left hand and Burns makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Burns throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Some wild striking there from Kent.
Kent looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Nice body kick from Kent. Burns with a jab.
It looks like Clark Kent has been cut. Burns connects with a body shot that sends Kent's belly button to the back. Kent feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Burnss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Kent misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Burns clinches up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. Burns lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kent backwards. Kent missing with knees to the body.
Burns tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Burns gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Kent definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Burns lands with a right to the head. Burns misses with a body punch.
Burns works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kent tries to circle away but Burns has him pinned against the cage. Burns makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Clark Kent's cut is getting worse. Good body shot from Burns.
Kent is breathing heavily. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. A short right from Burns. Burns lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Burns lands an elbow inside that Kent shrugs off. Burns trying to land knees to the body.
Burns lands a body punch in the clinch. Burns lands a body shot. Burns drops Kent onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Kent is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Kent is rocked! Burns fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oh Kent is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Kent is pressed against the cage. Burns pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Kent! Two more big strikes from Burns and Kent crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). William Burns! William Burns made sure to mention his sponsor, Steel Penn's Laundry 80% LAUNDRY IS AVAILABLE in his post fight interview. In defeat, Clark Kent stepped up to the mic, saying 'Lose, I don't Lose.....Die Bastards!!!!!!!!!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
100% |
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