PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Slap Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anna Velvet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuts's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Never Surrender. Anna Velvet has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Slap Nuts's chin.

Nuts
vs
Velvet

165 cm
23
142 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

170 cm
20
148 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Slap Nuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anna Velvet!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuts wants to clinch up but Velvet keeps it at a distance.
Nuts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nuts tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Nuts misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nuts. Velvet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Velvet throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nuts uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Velvet.
Nuts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A big left from Velvet misses.
Velvet lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Velvet gets a clinch.
We've been hearing reports that Nuts has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Nuts just misses with a elbow thrown towards Velvet's brow.
A right handed body shot lands from Velvet.
Velvet lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nuts backwards.
Velvet scores with a hook to the body.
Nuts's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Velvet is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nuts wants to break the clinch but can't.
Velvet lands a nice uppercut.
Nuts's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Velvet lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Velvet.

Nuts is rocked!
Nuts tries to land knees in the clinch but Velvet avoids the damage to the body.

Velvet drops Nuts onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Nuts is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Oh Nuts is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Velvet is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Velvet lands a big right hand that drops Nuts! The killer instinct kicks in and Velvet finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Velvet!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anna Velvet!
A relieved looking Anna Velvet thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Slap Nuts stepped up to the mic, saying 'well, fuck me...'.