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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rohan Khan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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186 cm
36
176 lbs
27 - 16 - 0 |
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185 cm
23
170 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Rohan Khan! The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Khan gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Fatherfockerusus counters with a straight right hand. A chopping leg kick lands by Fatherfockerusus. Khan takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Fatherfockerusus displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
It looks like Rohan Khan has been cut. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Fatherfockerusus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Fatherfockerusus lands with a nice body punch. Khan looks winded! Fatherfockerusus looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Khan! Khan on the wrong end of some ground and pound. Fatherfockerusus takes a little break here. Khan wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well. Fatherfockerusus cracks Khan with a big right hand but Khan just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Fatherfockerusus lands a few punches from side control. Fatherfockerusus working the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round. Khan is trying to escape the position but Fatherfockerusus is controlling the position. Fatherfockerusus has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent. Fatherfockerusus cracks Khan with a big right hand but Khan just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. Fatherfockerusus landing a few strikes. Fatherfockerusus landing with strikes to the head and body from side control. Khan is working to avoid the ground and pound but Fatherfockerusus connects with a decent elbow. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Fatherfockerusus slows the pace down. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Fatherfockerusus working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Fatherfockerusus taking a breather here. Fatherfockerusus cracks Khan with a big elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. Fatherfockerusus has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Khan is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Fatherfockerusus yanks on the arm and Khan is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Fatherfockerusus.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus! In his post fight interview, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus gave a big smile as he said 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'. Rohan Khan was interviewed post fight and said 'It happens, I want merik hunt. '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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