PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Outfuh Blood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pencil
vs
Blood

185 cm
25
193 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

191 cm
25
195 lbs
13 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Outfuh Blood!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Fedor Mirinova and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blood jabs at Pencil's body.
Pencil misses with a combination
and Blood counters with a nice body shot.
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Blood connects with a leg kick. Pencil looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Pencil!
Blood misses with a hook.
Blood stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pencil looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Blood is looking to slow Pencil down with leg kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Pencil misses with a looping right.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Blood scores with a nice head shot.
Blood tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pencil was well out of range. Poor timing from Blood.
Pencil throws an off balance right hand
enabling Blood to counter with a crisp jab.
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Blood misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blood slips a jab from Pencil.
Pencil pivots, looking for a leg kick but Blood is out of range and Pencil settles back down.
Pencil moves away from the strike by Blood.
Blood bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Pencil's head.
We've been informed that Blood has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Pencil throws a head kick but Blood moves out of range.
Blood avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pencil circles away from the clinch attempt.
A combination from Pencil does no damage.
Blood tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A jab from Blood misses.
Blood waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pencil.
Some wild striking there from Pencil.
Blood misses with an uppercut. Pencil saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blood throws a big shot that misses.
Blood fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A big left from Blood misses.
Blood thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pencil throws a sloppy head kick and Blood moves out of range easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Blood misses the target.
Blood ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Blood just misses with a punch to the body.
Blood misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice straight punches there by Blood. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Blood.
Blood lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Pencil has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Blood finds it's way round the side to connect with Pencil's head.
Blood moves out of range of the leg kick from Pencil.
Blood fakes the leg kick and cracks Pencil in the body.
Pencil misses with a body shot
and Blood counters with a stiff right hand.
Pencil motions for Blood to come forward. Pencil throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Outfuh Blood seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil drops his hands momentarily and Blood takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pencil takes a swing at Blood's ribcage but misses.
Pencil throws a big shot that misses.
Blood loads up on a big right hand but Pencil slips the punch.
Blood ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pencil moves away.
Blood tries to close the distance and clinch but Pencil swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Blood throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pencil attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Blood swings for the body but Pencil moves out of range.
Blood is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pencil with a hook.
Pencil uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blood.
Blood looks to score with a jab to the body but Pencil is just out of range.
Blood punishes Pencil's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blood tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pencil manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pencil walks into a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pencil takes one to the chin there.
Pencil lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Blood circles away quickly and effectively.
Blood is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Pencil had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Pencil looks to land a combination but Blood avoids it well.
Pencil shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Blood but Blood pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Blood throws a body punch but Pencil moves out of range.
Pencil misses with a wild body shot.
Blood scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Blood avoids a punch combination nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blood misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.
Pencil throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pencil uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Blood has time to react.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Outfuh Blood dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

A left lands for Blood.
Pencil misses with a double jab.
Blood wants to clinch.
Blood thows a body shot but no joy.
Pencil takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Blood has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pencil wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Blood lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pencil backwards.
Blood lands a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Blood.
Pencil is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pencil blocking some punches.
Blood tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pencil's elbow.
Blood lands with a right to the head.
Pencil wants to break the clinch but can't.
Blood lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pencil backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blood lands with a right to the head.
Blood controlling the action here for a moment.
Pencil wants to break the clinch but can't.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pencil.

Pencil breaks the clinch.
Blood lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Blood lands with a nice body punch.
Outfuh Blood seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Blood dodges the punch combination from Pencil.
Pencil has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Blood.
Pencil closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Blood cracks Pencil with a good jab.

Pencil is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pencil looks up at the clock. Bad move! Blood lands a right hand from hell, dropping Pencil. Blood pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Outfuh Blood!
During a confident post fight interview, Outfuh Blood thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.