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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Noam Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Twister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chomsky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, System Of A Down BYOB. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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195 lbs
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Noam Chomsky!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tony Twister!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Bruno Hogan and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Twister throws an overhand right that lands on Chomsky's shoulder, as Chomsky tries to avoid the shot.
Chomsky avoids the body shot from Twister.
Chomsky closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chomsky blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Twister taking a breather.
Stalling in the clinch from Chomsky.
Chomsky lands a shoulder strike.
Chomsky scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chomsky lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Twister backwards.
Chomsky lands a body punch in the clinch.
Chomsky scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chomsky turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Chomsky manages to end up in side control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Twister tries to buck Chomsky off but Chomsky is having none of it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Twister can't do much from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chomsky wants to control but Twister is keeping him busy.
Twister is trying to escape the position but Chomsky is controlling the position.
What's Twister going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
Chomsky has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Chomsky working the ground and pound.
Twister is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Chomsky working away.
Chomsky has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Twister!
Chomsky lands a heavy elbow.
Chomsky looking to control but Twister is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The referee warns Twister that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Twister is working to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky punishing his opponent with strikes.
Twister is trying desperately to improve position.
Chomsky scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Twister is in all sorts of trouble here.
Twister regains half guard.
Twister wants to improve his position but Chomsky is controlling well.
Chomsky seems to be working for a kimura but Twister defends the submission attempt.
Chomsky prevents Twister from improving his position.
Twister is not content to let Chomsky control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Twister is pressing down on Chomsky's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Chomsky is fighting to break Twister's control of his arms but Twister is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Twister is on top in guard.
Chomsky pulls Twister in close to prevent any damage.
Twister slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Chomsky is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Chomsky's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Chomsky is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Twister is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Chomsky is looking to reverse the position.
Twister working away.
Twister goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Chomsky has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Twister but great work by Chomsky.
Twister is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Chomsky's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chomsky wants to lay and pray for a moment but Twister keeps working.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Chomsky connects with a nice short shot to Twister's temple.
Twister is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Noam Chomsky dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Chomsky thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chomsky ducks under a wild hook from Twister.
Chomsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Twister scores with a sloppy right hand. Chomsky should have avoided that one.
Twister takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Twister throws a nice looking combination but Chomsky bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A nice leg kick lands there from Chomsky.
Chomsky throws a low kick but Twister avoids it.
Chomsky slips under a jab from Twister.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chomsky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Twister.
Chomsky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Twister.
Twister gets caught flat footed, as Chomsky shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Chomsky won't allow Twister to sweep him here.
Twister seems keen to control Chomsky's posture.
Twister's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Twister wants to sweep here but Chomsky controlling him for the moment.
Chomsky with a nice head shot there.
Twister not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Noam Chomsky overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky pushes down on Twister's leg and manages to get into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Twister wants to improve his position but Chomsky is controlling well.
Chomsky seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Twister trying to control from the bottom.
Chomsky thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Twister's head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Chomsky seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Twister wants to control the action here but instead Chomsky manages to pass to full mount!
Twister tries to hold on but Chomsky postures up.
Chomsky working Twister over with strikes here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Twister tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Chomsky fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Twister is rocked!
A nice elbow there by Chomsky.
Twister is still in real trouble! Can Chomsky finish him?
Twister takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Chomsky's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noam Chomsky!
Noam Chomsky retains his middleweight title!
A less than humble Noam Chomsky misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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