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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holy Jenova (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gun Slinga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenova's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pink Floyd - Money. Gun Slinga is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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285 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
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285 lbs
26 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Holy Jenova!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gun Slinga!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenova takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
It looks like Gun Slinga has been cut.
The crowd cheers as Jenova lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slinga doesn't seem phased though.
Slinga's corner calls for a 1-2. Slinga obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
It looks like Holy Jenova has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slinga ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slinga swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jenova counters with a nice body kick.
Jenova thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jenova crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Slinga - the referee stops the clock and Jenova gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Slinga. Jenova manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Slinga throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slinga rushes Jenova and presses him up against the cage.
Slinga misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jenova misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slinga tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jenova tries to work over Slinga's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slinga blocks an uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Slinga is leaning against Jenova and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Slinga tries a body shot but Jenova blocks it.
Slinga is leaning against Jenova and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jenova is breathing heavily.
Jenova prevents a body shot from Slinga.
Slinga misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slinga lands a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Slinga.
Slinga lands a shoulder strike.
Slinga scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right from Slinga on the inside.
Jenova really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Slinga lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jenova backwards.
Slinga drops Jenova onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Jenova is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Jenova is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slinga is working Jenova over against the cage.
Oh Jenova is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slinga throws a big uppercut that drops Jenova! More strikes from Slinga and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Jenova lies dazed against the cage as Slinga celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gun Slinga!
Gun Slinga thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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