PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mustaffa Spliff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ralfus Presting (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spliff
vs
Presting

188 cm
34
185 lbs
39 - 21 - 0

182 cm
29
180 lbs
19 - 14 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Dangerous knees
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 21 - 0, fighting out of London, Mustaffa Spliff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Ralfus Presting!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Alyssa Summers and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Presting fails with a takedown attempt.
Spliff is breathing heavily.
Presting gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Spliff throws a head kick that Presting semi-blocks.
Presting shoots in but Spliff avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Spliff clinches with his opponent.
A short right from Spliff on the inside.
Spliff throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Spliff is pushing Presting up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Spliff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Spliff decides to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Spliff looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Presting pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Spliff is keeping the position for now.
Spliff keeping moving, preventing Presting from controlling successfully.

Spliff has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Presting doesn't defend quickly enough and Spliff has managed to lock this one up! Can Presting escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Spliff on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Mustaffa Spliff!
Mustaffa Spliff managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Steel Penn's Laundry 80% LAUNDRY IS AVAILABLE, into his post fight interview.