PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mavery Chillim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wayne Wade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wade has chosen Dance Gavin Dance - Strawberry Swisher pt. III as his entrance music. The key to victory for Mavery Chillim has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Chillim
vs
Wade

193 cm
19
257 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

205 cm
26
282 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mavery Chillim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Wayne Wade!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Peter Branson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chillim lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chillim ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wade moves away.
Wade's coach down at Island Premium 20x CT's was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Wade's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Chillim tries to move into range but Wade moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

It looks like Mavery Chillim has been cut.
Chillim throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wade.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Wade pushes Chillim up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Wade.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wade.
A short right from Wade.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Wade takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Wade drops Chillim onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Chillim is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Chillim is rocked!
Wade lands a body punch.
Wade pushes Chillim against the cage. Wade is working some dirty boxing. Wade pushes off with a quick right hook! Chillim goes down! Chillim tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Wade moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wayne Wade!
A very excited looking Wayne Wade rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.