PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Art Vandalay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trevor Fisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Vandalay
vs
Fisher

184 cm
27
190 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

185 cm
26
193 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Art Vandalay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trevor Fisher!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Dirk Anderson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vandalay slips under a jab.
Fisher takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fisher misses the shot to the body.
Fisher throws a sloppy body shot
and Vandalay counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Trevor Fisher has been cut.

Vandalay clinches up with Fisher and pushes him back against the cage.
Vandalay scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fisher is looking to break free of the clinch but Vandalay has double underhooks.
Fisher misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vandalay pressing his opponent against the cage.
Fisher lands with a short shot to the head.
A short left from Vandalay.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vandalay lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Vandalay working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fisher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fisher is trying to push Vandalay away but Vandalay has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Vandalay effectively controlling the action here.
Fisher tries to break free but Vandalay pushes him back against the cage.
Vandalay lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandalay lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.
Vandalay works on Fisher's body with a couple of short punches.
Vandalay keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fisher's efforts to push away.
Fisher has a couple of punches blocked by Vandalay.
Fisher tries to work over Vandalay's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fisher is trying to push Vandalay away but Vandalay has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fisher wants to get back to striking at distance but Vandalay won't allow it.
Vandalay is leaning against Fisher and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Vandalay digs a right hand into Fisher's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fisher's gas tank.
Fisher's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice body punch from Vandalay.
Fisher looks winded!
Vandalay lands a body shot.
Vandalay misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fisher.
Fisher misses with a punch on the inside.
Vandalay lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Vandalay.
Vandalay digs a right hand into Fisher's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fisher's gas tank.
Vandalay lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Vandalay.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vandalay stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Vandalay creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Vandalay scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Vandalay lands a hook to the side of the head.
Vandalay works on Fisher's body with a couple of short punches.
Vandalay lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Vandalay softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Vandalay lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Vandalay lands with a short shot to the head.
We've been informed that Fisher has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Vandalay lands with a short shot to the head.
Vandalay lands with a right to the head.
Vandalay lands a shoulder strike.

That has opened up Trevor Fisher's cut even more.
Vandalay lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.
Vandalay lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.
Fisher misses with a body punch.
Vandalay works on Fisher's body with a couple of short punches.
Vandalay lands with a light punch inside.
A nice left hand lands by Vandalay.
A short right from Vandalay.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fisher takes a shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Vandalay scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Vandalay.
Vandalay lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.

Fisher is rocked!
Vandalay lands a right hand.
Vandalay lands with a light punch inside.
Fisher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vandalay lands a shoulder strike.
Vandalay lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fisher is still on wobbly legs! Can Vandalay finish him?

The cut above Trevor Fisher's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vandalay lands a shot to the body.
Vandalay lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Vandalay.
Vandalay lands with a short shot to the head.
Vandalay lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Vandalay.
Fisher seems to have recovered his senses.
A short right from Vandalay on the inside.
Vandalay lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vandalay lands an uppercut.
Vandalay digs a right hand into Fisher's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fisher's gas tank.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vandalay lands a hook that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Vandalay.
Vandalay throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fishers head.
Vandalay gets through Fisher's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Vandalay.
Vandalay lands a body shot.
Vandalay scores with a nice hook to the head.

Trevor Fisher's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A short left from Vandalay.
Vandalay lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Vandalay.
A short left from Vandalay.
Vandalay blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Vandalay.
Vandalay gets through Fisher's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice right hand lands inside from Vandalay.
Vandalay lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fisher backwards.
Vandalay scores with a nice hook to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Trevor Fisher's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Art Vandalay!
A relieved looking Art Vandalay thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.