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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Call Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle comes to the cage accompanied by Story of My Life - One Direction. Jiggle Jiggle has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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195 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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185 cm
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197 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Call Me!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jiggle misses with a body kick.
Jiggle looks to land a body kick but Me moved away.
Jiggle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Me takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jiggle.
Jiggle misses with a double jab.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Jiggle enables Me to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Jiggle manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Jiggle is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Me defends well.
Me looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jiggle has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Me can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Jiggle working for a triangle but Me defends it easily.
Me throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jiggle works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Me loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Me really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jiggle. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jiggle working a defensive guard here.
Jiggle looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Me must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jiggle working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Me has passed into half guard!
Me prevents Jiggle from improving his position.
Jiggle moves into full guard.
Me trying to control the position from guard on top but Jiggle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Me is in close to Jiggle's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Jiggle has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Me is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Jiggle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jiggle keeps working.
Jiggle is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Me's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Me seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jiggle does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Me thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jiggle's head.
Jiggle trying to control from the bottom.
Jiggle actively working from the bottom here.
Jiggle looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jiggle gets back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Me trying to control the position from guard on top but Jiggle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jiggle has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Me can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Jiggle is looking for a triangle but Me pushes his legs off easily.
Jiggle has his foot on Me's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Me works his way back into a safe position though.
Me got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jiggle has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Me has managed to get both his arms back between Jiggle's legs - danger averted.
Me trying to control the position from guard on top but Jiggle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jiggle is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Me defends well.
Jiggle isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Me stacks Jiggle on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Me!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Jiggle trying to pass the guard but Me defending well.
Me is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Jiggle jumps into side control!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jiggle misses with the ground and pound.
Jiggle working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Me sneaks back into half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Me avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jiggle.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Me can do anything to dispel that myth.
Jiggle not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jiggle Jiggle dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Me drops his hands momentarily and Jiggle takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Me blocks the body kick.
Me tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jiggle defends well and Me ends up having to push Jiggle into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Jiggle.
Jiggle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jiggle throws the kick towards the body but Me avoids it.
Jiggle throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jiggle throws a body shot but no joy.
Me gets the takedown into side control.
Jiggle tries to buck Me off but Me is having none of it.
Jiggle sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jiggle is looking for a sweep. Me is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Me lands strikes from half guard.
Jiggle looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Me prevents Jiggle from improving his position.
Jiggle looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Me lands strikes from half guard.
Me is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Me landing some decent shots from guard.
Me looking to sit in guard and control but Jiggle gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Jiggle works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Jiggle trying to control the action but Me is working from the bottom.
Jiggle seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle prevents Me from improving his position.
Jiggle is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Me sees it coming and defends easily.
Me tries to get to full guard but Jiggle has control of the leg.
Jiggle looks to land a strike but Me avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Jiggle postures up in Me's guard and throws a big left but Me blocks it.
Me preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jiggle stands up from guard. Let's bang!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Me moves out of range of the body kick.
Jiggle lunges at Me with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Me's hand.
Nice body kick there by Jiggle.
Jiggle slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jiggle - that will leave a mark!
Me is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle connects with a nice looking jab.
Jiggle thows a body kick. Me tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A cross from Jiggle lands.
Jiggle throws a sloppy head kick and Me moves out of range easily.
Jiggle moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Me is rocked!
Jiggle flashes Me a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Me's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Me crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Jiggle punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jiggle Jiggle!
Jiggle Jiggle got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'
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hype
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