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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rod Stiffington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stiffington's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. Rod Stiffington could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Sheldon Cooper's chin.
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180 lbs
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180 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rod Stiffington!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sheldon Cooper!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cooper misses with a takedown
and Stiffington counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Cooper!
Cooper tries to improve position but can't.
Stiffington swings around for an armbar but Cooper sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Stiffington's guard.
Cooper stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Stiffington swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Stiffington can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Cooper controls the pace.
Cooper trying to control but Stiffington is working from the bottom.
Cooper passes into half guard.
Cooper uses his free foot to push down on Stiffington's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Stiffington.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stiffington is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stiffington is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Cooper jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Stiffington is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Stiffington and Cooper has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Cooper tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Cooper has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Stiffington has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
You can see the frustration on Stiffington's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Cooper tries for a kimura but Stiffington is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stiffington tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stiffington sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stiffington wants to control but Cooper is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Cooper wants to free his trapped foot but Stiffington is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Stiffington gets back to full guard.
Stiffington had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cooper defends it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooper wants to control from the top but Stiffington keeps moving.
Cooper got a little sloppy there for a moment and Stiffington has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Cooper has managed to get both his arms back between Stiffington's legs - danger averted.
Cooper tries to free his leg and advance position but Stiffington is retaining full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stiffington trying to keep a closed guard but Cooper is proving a slippery customer.
Stiffington is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Cooper is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Cooper is looking to pass into half guard but Stiffington pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Stiffington is in guard.
Stiffington is pushing down on Cooper's leg trying to pass to half guard. Cooper is fighting to maintain full guard but Stiffington has managed to sneak the leg through.
Stiffington wants to take a breather but Cooper is having none of it.
Stiffington is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Cooper looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Cooper looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Stiffington pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffington is looking for a kimura but Cooper is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Stiffington to get the leverage.
Cooper trying to hold on to Stiffington's head to control him but Stiffington postures up.
Stiffington tries to pass to full mount but Cooper defends it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stiffington is working for a kimura but Cooper is defending it quite comfortably.
Stiffington is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rod Stiffington dominated that round.
That's time! Stiffington's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Cooper tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Stiffington defends well and Cooper ends up having to push Stiffington into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Cooper successfully pulls guard.
Stiffington stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cooper swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Stiffington wants to control from the top but Cooper keeps moving.
Stiffington looking to sit in guard and control but Cooper gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cooper wants to control from the top but Stiffington keeps moving.
Stiffington throws his legs up looking for a submission but Cooper uses it to pass to side control.
Cooper working away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooper in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Stiffington tries to improve position but can't.
Cooper working away.
Cooper in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Stiffington is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Sheldon Cooper!
After winning the bout, Sheldon Cooper thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Rod Stiffington spoke after the fight, saying 'He tried to touch my sack!'.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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