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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carpet Chair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 lbs
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178 lbs
23 - 14 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Carpet Chair!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Muntz.
Chair's corner calls for a 1-2. Chair obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Muntz tries to clinch there but Chair circles away.
Muntz darts in and clinches Chair up against the cage.
Muntz prevents the takedown attempt.
Muntz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chair prevents a body shot from Muntz.
Muntz swings wildly with an uppercut but Chair uses good head movement to avoid it.
I was talking to Muntz's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Muntz misses with a punch on the inside.
Muntz swings wildly with an uppercut but Chair uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chair tries to score a body lock takedown but Muntz shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Chair prevents a body shot from Muntz.
Chair breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chair lands a nice shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carpet Chair.
Chair scores with a jab to the body.
No luck for Chair with that takedown attempt.
Muntz slaps away a takedown attempt from Chair, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Muntz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Chair ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A jab lands there for Muntz.
It looks like Carpet Chair has been cut.
Muntz takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Muntz throws a front kick that sends Chair stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chair lunges at Muntz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Muntz's hand.
Chair circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chair walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Chair throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chair tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muntz was well out of range. Poor timing from Chair.
Muntz is looking to score with low kicks.
Chair tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Muntz defends well and Chair ends up having to push Muntz into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Chair's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chair lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chair throws a punch but it's blocked by Muntz.
Chair blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chair misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muntz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Muntz blocks an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Chair.
A short right from Chair on the inside.
Muntz can't find room to land a body shot as Chair controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz slowing the pace effectively.
Muntz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muntz lands a body punch.
Chair can't find room to land a body shot as Muntz controls the action.
The referee is keeping an eye on Chair - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A head punch on the inside from Chair fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chair.
Stalling in the clinch from Chair.
Nice body punch from Chair.
Chair prevents a body shot from Muntz.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muntz.
Muntz misses with a punch to the body.
Chair misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Chair blocks an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Muntz fails to land.
Muntz tries to work over Chair's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chair jumps guard but Muntz stands there with Chair around his waist. Chair gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Muntz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chair jumps guard and drags Muntz to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chair working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Muntz doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Muntz manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Chair isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Muntz stacks Chair on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Muntz!
Chair is trying to get back to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz decides to stand up, so the ref orders Chair to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Carpet Chair will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Carpet Chair's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Muntz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Muntz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chair.
Chair rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Muntz counters with a nice uppercut.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chair shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
Chair takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Chair slips a jab and a cross from Muntz.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Muntz scores with the left hand. Chair knows he should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chair walks into a straight right hand from Muntz.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Chair.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Muntz is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Chair is controlling him well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chair working the ground and pound but Muntz is defending the strikes.
Muntz wants to get back to his feet but Chair drags him back down.
Chair fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Chair throws an elbow but Muntz slips to the side and avoids it well.
Chair working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Muntz regains half guard, as Chair was trying to land strikes.
Muntz taking some punishment here, with Chair in his half guard.
Chair not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz tries to kick Chair off but Chair keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Chair lands strikes from half guard.
Chair passes the guard and advances to mount!
Muntz bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chair working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Muntz doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Muntz manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Chair has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Muntz wants to stand and escape but instead Chair has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chair wants to pass the guard but Muntz is keeping the position.
Muntz wants to stand and escape but Chair is having none of it.
Chair is looking to work some ground and pound but Muntz has wrist control.
Chair with a flurry of punches that miss.
Muntz is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chair creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Muntz throws a head punch that misses.
Muntz works on Chair's body with a couple of short punches.
Nelson Muntz has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Muntz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Muntz blocks a body shot from Chair.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Muntz misses with some punches.
Chair lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz has Chair pressed against the cage, preventing Chair from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Chair blocking some punches.
Chair swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chair tries to break the clinch but Muntz is controlling the position.
Muntz is leaning against Chair and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Chair is breathing heavily.
Muntz is working Chair over against the cage.
Chair tries a body shot but Muntz blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Muntz.
Chair blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short left from Muntz.
A frustrated look appears on Chair's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Chair working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Muntz throws a punch but it's blocked by Chair.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Carpet Chair's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Chair staying out of range there.
Muntz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chair throws an overhand right that lands on Muntz's shoulder, as Muntz tries to avoid the shot.
Chair scores with a body shot.
Chair fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Muntz is out of range.
A cross from Muntz lands.
Muntz throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Chair throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chair tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muntz was well out of range. Poor timing from Chair.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Chair crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Muntz - the referee stops the clock and Chair gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Muntz. Chair manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Chair looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Muntz avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Chair scores with a hook to the body. Muntz takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Chair is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Muntz rather than just go for the knockout.
Muntz doesn't manage to clinch there - Chair circles away.
Muntz connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Chair misses with a looping right.
Chair lands with a hook. Muntz tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Muntz throws a sloppy head kick and Chair moves out of range easily.
Good leg kick by Muntz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Muntz connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Chair's hands.
Muntz checks a leg kick.
Chair takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chair throws a body kick that misses.
Muntz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chair darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Muntz blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chair.
Chair stops Muntz from getting back to his feet.
Muntz regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Chair.
Chair loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Chair in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Muntz wants to get back to his feet but Chair passes into half guard.
Chair thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chair missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Muntz is trying to stand back up but Chair is controlling him
Chair thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Muntz's head.
Chair prevents Muntz from standing back up.
Muntz keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Chair thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Muntz's head.
Chair missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Chair stops Muntz from getting back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Chair.
Muntz working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Chair.
Chair with a flurry of punches that miss.
Carpet Chair has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chair postures up in Muntz's guard and throws a big left but Muntz blocks it.
Chair makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Chair loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Muntz is trying to control the position but Chair postures up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chair postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chair throws an elbow that misses. Muntz uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Chair's guard. Nice move by Muntz!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Carpet Chair just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Carpet Chair's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Muntz lands a slapping body shot.
Chair misses with a body shot.
Chair darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Muntz swings for the body but Chair moves out of range.
Muntz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chair.
Muntz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Chair moves out of range as Muntz throws a body kick.
Nice uppercut there from Chair.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Muntz moves out of range of the strikes.
Muntz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Chair.
Chair misses with a looping right.
Muntz connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Muntz delivers a nice body kick.
Muntz throws the kick towards the body but Chair avoids it.
Chair shoots in for a double leg but Muntz sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Muntz connects with a body shot.
Muntz slips under a jab from Chair.
Chair throws a front kick aimed at Muntz's knee but Muntz avoids it well.
Chair lands with a thumping leg kick.
Muntz lands a right hook to the body.
Chair throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Muntz wants to clinch up but Chair keeps it at a distance.
Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chair sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muntz scores with a jab. Chair acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A punch combination from Muntz misses.
Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chair manages to avoid it.
Chair tries for a takedown but Muntz circles away easily
and Muntz counters with a nice low kick that buckles Chair's knee momentarily.
Muntz lands a head shot.
Muntz is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Muntz misses with an attempted mid kick.
Muntz is looking to clinch but Chair is avoiding it.
Muntz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Muntz.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz lands a lovely overhand right.
Chair ducks under a wild hook from Muntz.
Chair feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Muntz is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Chair tries to free his leg and advance position but Muntz is retaining full guard.
Muntz working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Chair.
Chair being controlled here momentarily.
Chair postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We're going to have a standup here because Nelson Muntz wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Chair, right into the meat.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Muntz, right into the meat.
Muntz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Muntz motions for Chair to come forward. Muntz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chair with a lazy takedown attempt
and Muntz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carpet Chair.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chair fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Muntz is out of range.
Muntz lands an overhand right.
Chair uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Chair ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chair scores with a leg kick.
Muntz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chair looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chair thows a leg kick but Muntz checks it
and Muntz counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz had his way with Carpet Chair in that round.
The cut man is working on Carpet Chair's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Muntz walks into a jab.
Chair misses with a looping left.
Chair walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Muntz checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Chair looks to score with a jab to the body but Muntz is just out of range.
Chair blocks a head kick by Muntz.
Chair uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Muntz has time to react.
Muntz scores with a nice strike.
Muntz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chair keeps the fight on the outside.
Chair moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. Chair does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chair misses with a wild body shot.
Muntz misses with a straight right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz fakes the leg kick and cracks Chair in the body.
Chair misses with a body shot.
Chair tries to score a power double leg takedown but Muntz sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Chair somewhat.
Chair fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Muntz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chair manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Muntz connects with an inside leg kick.
A low kick from Chair is predictable there
and Muntz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chair has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Muntz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muntz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Chair's head backwards.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chair uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Muntz.
Muntz drives through and clinches with Chair against the cage.
Chair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Muntz has him pressed against the cage.
Muntz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muntz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chair jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Muntz walks away with a smile on his face. Chair gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Muntz throws a leg kick which misses Chair's front leg but catches the back leg as Chair tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chair fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Muntz manages to avoid it.
Chair fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Muntz cracks Chair with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Muntz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chair.
A jab from Muntz finds it's way through Chair's defenses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chair scores with a leg kick.
Chair throws a sloppy body shot
and Muntz counters with a straight right hand.
Chair's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Muntz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muntz misses with an uppercut.
Muntz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Muntz checks a low kick from Chair.
Muntz lunges at Chair with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chair's hand.
Muntz cracks the inside of Chair's front leg.
Chair waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Muntz.
Muntz scores with a nice right hand.
Muntz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chair moves away.
Muntz closes the distance and clinches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chair.
Chair misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chair can't find room to land a body shot as Muntz controls the action.
Muntz is working Chair over against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Still in the clinch, Muntz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Muntz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Muntz.
Chair is rocked!
Muntz swings wildly with an uppercut but Chair uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chair is still on wobbly legs! Can Muntz finish him?
Muntz lands a left hand.
Muntz pushes Chair against the cage. Muntz is working some dirty boxing. Muntz pushes off with a quick right hook! Chair goes down! Chair tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Muntz moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz retains his welterweight title!
Nelson Muntz was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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