PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between rumble jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brucie Fuckadudeup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckadudeup has chosen Pop Bottles as his entrance music. Brucie Fuckadudeup looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

jackson
vs
Fuckadudeup

189 cm
18
178 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

170 cm
20
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, rumble jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brucie Fuckadudeup!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckadudeup moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
jackson shoots in looking for a takedown. Fuckadudeup tries to sprawl out of it but jackson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fuckadudeup manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

jackson shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than jackson was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
jackson punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fuckadudeup tries to hold on but jackson pushes him away.
Fuckadudeup tries to buck jackson off but he can't manage it.
jackson thowing shots but they're missing.
jackson misses with a head shot.
Fuckadudeup wants to hold on but jackson pushes him away.
jackson dominating with strikes here.
Fuckadudeup wants to hold on but jackson pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckadudeup looks gassed!
jackson is landing with some decent strikes but Fuckadudeup is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Fuckadudeup bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Fuckadudeup preventing the sweep.
jackson is striking from the bottom but Fuckadudeup uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Fuckadudeup prevents jackson from improving his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
jackson is looking to escape.
Fuckadudeup is keen to just control but jackson is a slippery customer.
jackson works his way to full guard. Good work.
jackson wants to get back to his feet but Fuckadudeup is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
jackson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fuckadudeup avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
jackson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Fuckadudeup tries to close the distance and clinch but jackson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
jackson shoots in but no luck this time.
Fuckadudeup tries to clinch there but jackson circles away.
Nice takedown defense from jackson. No joy for Fuckadudeup on that attempt.
jackson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuckadudeup looks to land a combination but jackson avoids it well.
jackson scores with a three punch combo!
jackson wants to clinch but Fuckadudeup slips to the side
and Fuckadudeup makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fuckadudeup misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
jackson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fuckadudeup tries to avoid it but jackson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fuckadudeup to the ground. Fuckadudeup escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for rumble jackson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
jackson fails with the takedown
and Fuckadudeup connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fuckadudeup tries to clinch but jackson is having none of it.

jackson shoots in and bounces Fuckadudeup off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
jackson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fuckadudeup swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fuckadudeup is trying to control the position but jackson postures up.
Fuckadudeup avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
jackson working some strikes from top position.
Fuckadudeup is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
jackson tries to free his leg and advance position but Fuckadudeup is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

rumble jackson dominated that round.
That's time! jackson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Decent striking displayed by jackson there.
jackson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Fuckadudeup counters with a slapping leg kick.
Fuckadudeup lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Left hook, right uppercut from jackson.
jackson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
jackson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Fuckadudeup counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in jackson's guard now.
Fuckadudeup slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
jackson striking off his back but it's not causing Fuckadudeup any problems.

Fuckadudeup is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
jackson tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckadudeup tries to free his leg and advance position but jackson is retaining full guard.
jackson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fuckadudeup won't allow jackson to get back to his feet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
jackson misses with a takedown

and Fuckadudeup counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
jackson is trying to get back to full guard.
Fuckadudeup is pressing down on jackson's thigh, looking to free his foot. jackson is holding on for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. jackson manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
jackson trying to strike off his back.
jackson looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Fuckadudeup puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
jackson is looking to get back to full guard here but Fuckadudeup has managed to pass to side control instead.
jackson wants to hold on but Fuckadudeup pushes him away.

Fuckadudeup looking to secure an arm triangle but jackson defends it well.
jackson wants to hold on but Fuckadudeup pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
jackson working to try and regain half guard.
jackson manages to regain half guard. Good work.
jackson flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
jackson is looking to improve his position.
jackson wants to control but Fuckadudeup passes into side.
Fuckadudeup controls the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
jackson is looking for a sweep.
Fuckadudeup is looking to take a break and control but jackson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
jackson taking a bit of punishment here - Fuckadudeup scoring with strikes.
jackson is looking to regain half guard here but Fuckadudeup keeps moving and retains side control.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
jackson dodges the punch combination from Fuckadudeup.
A punch lands to the side of Fuckadudeup 's head but he takes it in his stride.

jackson drives through and clinches with Fuckadudeup against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brucie Fuckadudeup showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

jackson gets a takedown into half guard.
jackson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Fuckadudeup is trying to control but can't.
Fuckadudeup wants to get back to full guard.
Fuckadudeup on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

jackson is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Fuckadudeup has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fuckadudeup gets back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckadudeup controls jackson momentarily but jackson frees himself.
Fuckadudeup working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from jackson.
jackson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Fuckadudeup's head.
jackson landing with the ground and pound.
jackson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fuckadudeup on the ground.
Fuckadudeup controls jackson momentarily but jackson frees himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
jackson postures up in Fuckadudeup's guard and throws a big left but Fuckadudeup blocks it.

jackson drops back, looking for a kneebar! Fuckadudeup looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Fuckadudeup looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Fuckadudeup!
jackson takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
jackson is not content to let Fuckadudeup control the position.
Fuckadudeup working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
jackson sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Fuckadudeup passes the guard and advances to mount!
jackson is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fuckadudeup tries to control but jackson wriggling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
jackson is working to get back to half guard.
rumble jackson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fuckadudeup controlling from the full mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
jackson is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.

And that's the end of the fight!
rumble jackson showed his dominance in that final round.
I think jackson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... rumble jackson!