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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugh G Rection (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klumpo comes to the cage accompanied by Enter Sandman . Rection is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I Got Erection!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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281 lbs
26 - 8 - 0 |
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265 lbs
20 - 16 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hugh G Rection!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klumpo scores with a body shot.
Rection misses with a low kick.
Klumpo drops Rection with a nice combination! Klumpo dives into Rection's guard, looking to finish!
It looks like Hugh G Rection has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Klumpo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rection utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Klumpo throws a big right hand that misses.
Rection wants to sweep here but Klumpo controlling him for the moment.
Rection working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Klumpo.
Klumpo throws an elbow that misses. Rection uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Klumpo's guard. Nice move by Rection!
Klumpo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rection trying to control but Klumpo is working from the bottom.
Klumpo has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Rection can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Klumpo looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rection slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Klumpo is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Rection frees his head nicely. Oh but Klumpo has switched to an armbar! Rection is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Heffo Klumpo!
Heffo Klumpo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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