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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Dammon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by All Within My Hands. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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269 lbs
31 - 13 - 0 |
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283 lbs
18 - 10 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Matt Dammon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Richard Clark and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dammon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dammon looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Dammon there.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dammon.
Dammon scores with a jab to the head.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Dammon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Dammon pushes him off.
Cartman fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dammon checks it well.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dammon is able to avoid easily.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Dammon.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dammon.
Cartman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch but Dammon moves out of range.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman has Dammon up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dammon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dammon.
Dammon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Dammon slips the punch.
Dammon misses the shot to the body.
Dammon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dammon.
Cartman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cartman.
A head kick from Cartman lands but Dammon takes it in his stride.
Dammon fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cartman on the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dammon throws a big shot that misses.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Dammon swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dammon paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dammon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've been informed that Cartman has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Dammon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Dammon is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Dammon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Cartman tries to clinch but Dammon moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Cartman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
Cartman's corner calls for a 1-2. Cartman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dammon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cartman throws a jab when Dammon was well out of range.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Dammon.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dammon darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Dammon pushes him off.
Cartman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dammon.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Dammon tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dammon manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dammon tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Dammon connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cartman momentarily.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dammon.
Cartman tries to clinch but Dammon moves out of range.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dammon.
Cartman gets a double leg takedown into Dammon's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Dammon looking to control.
Cartman postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Cartman throwing strikes from guard but Dammon blocks nicely.
Cartman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dammon keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dammon utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cartman postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Cartman throwing strikes from guard but Dammon blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Dammon has wrist control.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Cartman's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dammon utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Cartman trying to control but Dammon is working from the bottom.
Dammon avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Cartman throwing strikes from guard but Dammon blocks nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman throws an elbow that misses. Dammon uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Dammon!
Dammon stopping the sweep attempt from Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
That's time! Dammon's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Cartman scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Cartman thows a huge punch but Dammon dodges it nicely.
Cartman thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dammon's head.
Dammon keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Cartman with the ground and pound but Dammon uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Cartman postures up in Dammon's guard and throws a big left but Dammon blocks it.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
Cartman scoring with some ground and pound.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dammon seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dammon works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman lands a couple of digs.
Cartman stands up over Dammon, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Cartman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cartman postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Cartman throws an elbow that misses. Dammon uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Dammon!
Cartman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cartman looking to control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dammon won't allow Cartman to sweep him here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dammon showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Dammon preventing the sweep.
Cartman is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Cartman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dammon swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Dammon is avoiding it.
A shot to the liver by Dammon. Beautiful body shot.
Cartman gets a clinch.
Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
A short body shot lands from Dammon as the two fighters clinch.
Dammon lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Cartman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cartman looking for a takedown.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch but Dammon keeps him there for the moment.
Dammon prevents the takedown attempt.
Dammon is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dammon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dammon lands a right hand.
Cartman tries to break the clinch but Dammon is controlling the position.
A head punch on the inside from Dammon fails to land.
Dammon throws a punch but it's blocked by Cartman.
Dammon misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman working hard to break the clinch.
Dammon lands with a left to the head.
Dammon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dammon prevents the takedown attempt.
Matt Dammon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dammon has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dammon has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dammon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Dammon.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dammon swings wildly with an uppercut but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Cartman obliges.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch but Dammon keeps him there for the moment.
Dammon lands with a short shot to the head.
Cartman goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dammon prevents it.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Dammon working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cartman works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Dammon not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dammon pulls Cartman in to control the position.
Cartman postures up in Dammon's guard and throws a big left but Dammon blocks it.
Dammon looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Dammon saw that one coming.
Dammon keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Dammon takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
A big left from Dammon misses.
Cartman scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Cartman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A jab from Dammon does it's job there.
A bone on bone clash there as Dammon blocks the leg kick.
A head kick misses from Cartman.
A head kick misses from Cartman.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Dammon circles away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dammon manages to avoid it.
Dammon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dammon takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dammon scores with a punch to the head.
Dammon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Dammon throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
Cartman takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dammon rushes Cartman and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman working hard to break the clinch.
Dammon scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dammon misses with the head strike.
Cartman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cartman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dammon struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman.
Cartman is working for takedown but Dammon is calmly controlling the position for now.
Matt Dammon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dammon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Dammon misses with a straight left.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Dammon.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dammon's corner calls for a 1-2. Dammon obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Dammon misses the target.
Matt Dammon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A shot to the liver by Dammon. Beautiful body shot.
Dammon jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cartman is still on wobbly legs! Can Dammon finish him?
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dammon slips under a jab.
Dammon cracks Cartman with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Cartman tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Dammon pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Cartman is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Matt Dammon!
Our winner, Matt Dammon, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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