PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between CId Pollendina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Viljo Suokas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pollendina comes to the cage accompanied by Mohamed's theme tune. Suokas has chosen Limp Bizkit - Break stuff as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that CId Pollendina has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily CId Pollendina seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Pollendina
vs
Suokas

178 cm
33
165 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

175 cm
31
165 lbs
17 - 26 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, CId Pollendina!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 26 - 1, fighting out of London, Viljo Suokas!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pollendina lands a right hook to the body.
Pollendina is looking to chop away at Suokas's legs.

Suokas closes the distance and clinches.
Suokas missing with knees to the body.
Suokas gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like CId Pollendina has been cut.
Suokas misses with a body punch.
Pollendina tries a body shot but Suokas blocks it.
Pollendina scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Suokas creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Pollendina drops down looking for an ankle pick but Suokas pulls his leg out and moves away.

Pollendina clinches.
Suokas taking a breather.
Pollendina tries a body shot but Suokas blocks it.
Pollendina tries to work over Suokas's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Suokas tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pollendina avoids it.
Pollendina is working Suokas over against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A knee to the head by Suokas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pollendina stalling the fight.

Pollendina breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pollendina tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Suokas manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pollendina has been working on his boxing with his coaches at GTI in the buildup to the fight.
Nice jab there from Pollendina.
Nice straight punches there by Pollendina. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pollendina.
Pollendina cracks Suokas with an open hand slap.
Pollendina misses with a looping left.
Pollendina blocks a head kick by Suokas.

Pollendina closes the distance and clinches.
Pollendina dodges an elbow strike from Suokas.

Pollendina lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Suokas avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pollendina.
Suokas won't allow Pollendina to pass to mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pollendina with the ground and pound but Suokas uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Pollendina trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pollendina is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Pollendina loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Pollendina postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pollendina is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Pollendina with a nice head shot there.
Suokas keeping full guard, as Pollendina tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pollendina stays in close to Suokas's body and controls the position.
Pollendina stands and throws Suokas's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Pollendina has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Suokas is letting Pollendina control him for a moment.
Pollendina tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Pollendina in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Suokas is trying to escape the position but Pollendina is controlling the position.
Pollendina working the ground and pound.
Pollendina wants to control but Suokas is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suokas seems a little lost for a moment, as Pollendina dominates the positioning.
Pollendina creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Suokas sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Pollendina trying to control the position but Suokas is working away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pollendina slows the pace down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pollendina is looking to take a break and control but Suokas is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

CId Pollendina dominated that round.
The cut man is working on CId Pollendina's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Suokas does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Some bone on bone action there as Pollendina checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Pollendina digs a good hook to Suokas's body.

Suokas fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pollendina, pushing him back against the cage.
Pollendina misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pollendina misses with a body punch.
Suokas with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pollendina works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Suokas is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pollendina is defending well for now.
Pollendina tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Suokas is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Pollendina breaks from the clinch.
Pollendina jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pollendina stuns Suokas with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pollendina throws a hook but Suokas blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pollendina misses with a hook. Suokas ducked under it nicely.
Pollendina moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Viljo Suokas is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pollendina tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Suokas lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Nice shot by Suokas.
Pollendina misses with a hook.
Suokas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pollendina tries to close the distance and clinch up but Suokas swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Suokas throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pollendina.
A good leg kick by Suokas.
Suokas misses with a low kick.
Pollendina scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
CId Pollendina is winning the standup battle so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pollendina uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Suokas.
Pollendina thumps Suokas with a low kick.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Suokas tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Pollendina breaks from the clinch.
Pollendina misses with a hook.
Suokas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pollendina, right into the meat.
Pollendina tries to land a leg kick but Suokas saw it coming and moves away.
Pollendina fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Suokas has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Suokas misses with a lunging right hand
and Pollendina counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A looping hook to the body misses from Pollendina. Suokas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Suokas misses with a looping right.
Pollendina loads up on a big right hand but Suokas slips the punch.
Suokas throws a body kick that misses
and Pollendina counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Suokas gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pollendina.
Pollendina jabs Suokas to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pollendina tries to clinch there but Suokas circles away.
Suokas pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokas takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Suokas misses with a kick to the body.
Suokas throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Pollendina counters with a nice low kick that buckles Suokas's knee momentarily.
Pollendina checks the leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pollendina. Suokas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Suokas throws a low kick but Pollendina avoids it.

Pollendina scores with a takedown into Suokas's guard.
Pollendina tries to free his leg and advance position but Suokas is retaining full guard.
Suokas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pollendina.
Suokas keeping full guard, as Pollendina tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pollendina wants to control from the top but Suokas keeps moving.
Suokas keeping full guard, as Pollendina tries to pass.
Pollendina looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

We're going to have a standup here because CId Pollendina wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Suokas thows a body kick. Pollendina tries to catch it but that hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

CId Pollendina dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on CId Pollendina's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Pollendina misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
CId Pollendina seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suokas throws a leg kick but Pollendina moved away.
Pollendina jabs Suokas right on the nose. Suokas blinks but takes it well.
A head kick misses from Pollendina.
Pollendina takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Pollendina tries to score with a low kick but Suokas moves his leg out of the way.

Suokas rushes Pollendina and presses him up against the cage.
Pollendina tries to throw a body punch but Suokas avoids it by throwing Pollendina back against the cage.
Suokas scores with a shoulder strike.
Suokas taking a breather.
Suokas blocks an uppercut.
Pollendina lands a body shot in the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pollendina as Suokas tries to tie him up.
Pollendina tries a body shot but Suokas blocks it.
Suokas blocks a body shot from Pollendina.
CId Pollendina has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Suokas misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pollendina.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suokas pushes off an throws an elbow but Pollendina leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Pollendina dodges an elbow strike from Suokas.
Pollendina goes for a takedown in the clinch but Suokas prevents it.
Pollendina can't find room to land a body shot as Suokas controls the action.
Suokas throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Suokas pushes off an throws an elbow but Pollendina leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Suokas.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Suokas.
Suokas lands a good knee to the midsection. Pollendina won't want to take too many of those.
Pollendina misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pollendina lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pollendina is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Suokas throws an elbow but it misses.
Pollendina lands with a right to the head.

Pollendina breaks from the clinch.
Suokas goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suokas throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

Suokas drives through and clinches with Pollendina against the cage.
Pollendina scores with a shot to the side of Suokas's head.
Suokas is trying to maintain a safe position but Pollendina gets an underhook and turns Suokas into the cage.

Pollendina has picked Suokas up - he's going for a ride! Pollendina dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Suokas has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pollendina is working away from the top position though.
Pollendina wants to control but Suokas is keeping him busy.
Pollendina trying to mount his opponent but Suokas defends it.
Pollendina trying to control from half guard but Suokas is working away.
Viljo Suokas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up. CId Pollendina wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Pollendina fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Pollendina has managed to clinch.
Pollendina blocks the elbow strike.
Pollendina blocks the elbow strike.

Pollendina's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pollendina blocks the body kick.
Pollendina scores with a decent looking hook.
Pollendina blocks the body kick.
Suokas tries to land a front kick but Pollendina steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pollendina thumps Suokas with a low kick.
Pollendina throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suokas swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pollendina blocks the body kick.
A slow jab from Suokas misses its intended target.
Pollendina just misses with a punch to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pollendina.
Pollendina tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Suokas throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Suokas looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Suokas throws a leg kick but Pollendina sees it coming and moves out of range.
Suokas takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Suokas takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Suokas gets in close and instigates a clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Suokas gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Pollendina blocks an elbow strike from Suokas.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pollendina.
Pollendina fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to CId Pollendina.
Well Pollendina has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... CId Pollendina!
CId Pollendina looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I just want to say 1 thing to my beautiful brothers and sisters all over the world.............. FUCK ISLAM!'.