PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Scott Nichols (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying McWasteoffuckingtime's choice of entrance music: Miracle - We Ain't Scared. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Nichols
vs
McWasteoffuckingtime

192 cm
20
197 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

185 cm
30
195 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Scott Nichols!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWasteoffuckingtime looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nichols takes a swing at McWasteoffuckingtime's ribcage but misses.

McWasteoffuckingtime clinches up against the cage.
Nichols wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nichols is trying to push McWasteoffuckingtime away but McWasteoffuckingtime has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
McWasteoffuckingtime keeps control of Nichols as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McWasteoffuckingtime stalling in the clinch.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands with a right to the head.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a body punch in the clinch.
McWasteoffuckingtime scores with a shot to the side of Nichols's head.
A short right from McWasteoffuckingtime on the inside.
Nichols takes a knee right on the jaw!
McWasteoffuckingtime gets through Nichols's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
McWasteoffuckingtime creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nichols's defenses.
McWasteoffuckingtime makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWasteoffuckingtime keeps control of Nichols as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McWasteoffuckingtime obliges.
I was talking to Nichols's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from McWasteoffuckingtime.
Nichols is breathing heavily.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McWasteoffuckingtime.
A right handed body shot lands from McWasteoffuckingtime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McWasteoffuckingtime.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nichols.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands an elbow just above Nichols 's eye.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a knee to the body.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nichols.
McWasteoffuckingtime is leaning against Nichols and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWasteoffuckingtime is leaning against Nichols and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a knee to the head.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nicholss head.

Nichols is rocked!
McWasteoffuckingtime working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Oh Nichols is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWasteoffuckingtime lands a nice uppercut.
McWasteoffuckingtime scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McWasteoffuckingtime creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Nichols with a big uppercut! Nichols tries to clinch up but McWasteoffuckingtime pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Nichols to the mat! Nichols covers up and McWasteoffuckingtime unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime!
A very excited looking Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.