PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Super Trooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes to the cage accompanied by Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. Trooper has chosen №1 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Carolla
vs
Trooper

198 cm
43
201 lbs
48 - 43 - 0

218 cm
37
290 lbs
21 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 48 - 43 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Trooper!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Daniel Cesar and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Carolla. Those never looked like landing.
Carolla fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carolla scores with a decent looking hook.
Trooper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Carolla.
Carolla swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Adam Carolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carolla fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carolla slips a jab from Trooper.
Carolla connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Trooper's hands.
Trooper tries for a takedown but Carolla sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Trooper fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Carolla feints a jab promting Trooper to slip. Carolla then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Trooper slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Trooper moves forwards but Carolla connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Trooper ducks under a wild hook from Carolla.
A head kick misses from Carolla.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trooper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Carolla throws a combination that misses
and Trooper counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Carolla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trooper was well out of range. Poor timing from Carolla.
Carolla moves away from the strike by Trooper.
Trooper darts in looking for a takedown but Carolla gets double underhooks and turns Trooper into the cage.
Adam Carolla has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Trooper.
Carolla looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Carolla pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A swing and a miss from Trooper.
Trooper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Trooper fails with a takedown attempt.
Carolla slaps away a takedown attempt from Trooper, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trooper moves forwards but Carolla connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Trooper moves out of range of the strikes.
Trooper dodges the punch combination from Carolla.
Carolla scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Trooper doesn't seem bothered though.
Carolla's corner calls for a 1-2. Carolla obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Trooper fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Carolla to the ground. Trooper is now in Carolla's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Trooper tries to free his leg and advance position but Carolla is retaining full guard.
Trooper trying to control the position from guard on top but Carolla is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Carolla controls Trooper momentarily but Trooper frees himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Trooper drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Carolla dives on top into guard.
Trooper being controlled here, momentarily.
Trooper looking for a sweep. Not yet Trooper, not yet.
Trooper wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

Trooper is looking to cinch up a triangle. Carolla throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Trooper's body to avoid the submission. Trooper has instead reached around Carolla's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Trooper arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Super Trooper!
In his post fight interview, Super Trooper started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.