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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Hank McCoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCoy comes to the ring accompanied by Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip- Get Better . E Neuman has chosen The King of Swing as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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291 lbs
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Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hank McCoy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfred E Neuman!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCoy tries a head kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick lands from E Neuman.
E Neuman checks a leg kick.
We've been informed that E Neuman has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
E Neuman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
E Neuman throws a lazy right hand but McCoy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
E Neuman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McCoy throws a leg kick but E Neuman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nice cross by E Neuman.
McCoy misses with a head kick.
McCoy closes the distance and clinches.
McCoy avoiding damage as E Neuman throws knees to the body.
E Neuman stalling in the clinch.
E Neuman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McCoy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and E Neuman is able to avoid easily.
Good leg kick by E Neuman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCoy tries to land a leg kick but E Neuman saw it coming and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman throws a quick inside leg kick.
E Neuman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McCoy.
E Neuman misses with a low kick.
McCoy takes one on the button.
McCoy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
E Neuman digs a good body shot into McCoy's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCoy walks into a stiff left hand from E Neuman.
McCoy wants to clinch.
E Neuman scores with a body shot.
McCoy is breathing heavily.
E Neuman with a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by E Neuman.
McCoy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
E Neuman circles away from the clinch attempt
and E Neuman counters with a left to the body.
E Neuman throws a body punch but McCoy moves out of range.
E Neuman throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McCoy moves out of range as E Neuman throws a body kick.
E Neuman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
E Neuman dips to his left and cracks McCoy with an uppercut!
McCoy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but E Neuman is out of range.
E Neuman thumps McCoy with a low kick.
Donk. E Neuman catches McCoy right on the button with a cross.
E Neuman cracks McCoy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
E Neuman checks a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman connects with a jab.
McCoy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
E Neuman scores with a nice right hand.
E Neuman misses with an uppercut. McCoy saw that one coming.
E Neuman scores with a nice right hand.
E Neuman misses with an uppercut. McCoy saw that one coming.
McCoy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
E Neuman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McCoy.
E Neuman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A decent looking cross lands there for E Neuman.
E Neuman throws a body punch but McCoy moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from E Neuman.
A low kick from McCoy is predictable there
and E Neuman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McCoy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to E Neuman's calf.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCoy pivots, looking for a leg kick but E Neuman is out of range and McCoy settles back down.
McCoy wants to clinch.
E Neuman connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McCoy momentarily.
McCoy takes the fight into the clinch.
E Neuman tries to stall but McCoy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
McCoy tries to throw a body punch but E Neuman avoids it by throwing McCoy back against the ropes.
With the fighters up against the ropes, E Neuman throws an elbow but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McCoy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
E Neuman lands with a light punch inside.
McCoy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
E Neuman misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alfred E Neuman dominated that round.
That's time! McCoy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
E Neuman misses with a low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - McCoy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
E Neuman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McCoy was well out of range. Poor timing from E Neuman.
McCoy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That kick from E Neuman tenderised McCoy's leg. McCoy is trying to keep his angry face on.
E Neuman throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
E Neuman connects with a jab.
E Neuman lands a slapping body shot.
E Neuman wants to land a leg kick but McCoy is out of range.
Alfred E Neuman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
E Neuman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McCoy.
E Neuman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McCoy at a distance.
A shot to the liver by E Neuman. Beautiful body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
E Neuman connects with a single shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
Nice shot lands for E Neuman.
E Neuman throws a sloppy head kick and McCoy moves out of range easily.
McCoy misses with a head kick.
McCoy swings for the body but E Neuman moves out of range.
E Neuman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McCoy moves away.
McCoy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McCoy fails in his attempt to clinch.
E Neuman tries a head kick but it misses.
McCoy blocks a jab.
E Neuman thows a left - swing and a miss!
E Neuman just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from E Neuman. McCoy does a little dance to reset his feet.
E Neuman tries a head kick but it misses.
E Neuman has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McCoy closes the distance but E Neuman moves to the side
and E Neuman counters with a right hand to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCoy tries to close the distance and clinch up but E Neuman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
E Neuman throws a half hearted mid kick.
McCoy throws a head kick that misses.
E Neuman connects with a looping right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
E Neuman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McCoy manages to avoid it.
E Neuman throws a leg kick that is checked
and McCoy counters with a low kick, right behind E Neuman 's knee.
McCoy slips under a jab.
E Neuman misses with a body shot.
Good work by E Neuman as he checks the leg kick.
McCoy wants to clinch up but E Neuman keeps it at a distance.
E Neuman misses with a body shot.
McCoy tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. E Neuman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as McCoy blocks the leg kick.
E Neuman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McCoy moves away from the strike by E Neuman.
McCoy throws a leg kick
and E Neuman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McCoy thinking.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from E Neuman - that will leave a mark!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
E Neuman connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McCoy momentarily.
E Neuman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McCoy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from E Neuman.
E Neuman swats away the attempt to clinch by McCoy.
E Neuman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Alfred E Neuman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
E Neuman connects with a body shot that sends McCoy's belly button to the back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
E Neuman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
E Neuman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman throws a leg kick but McCoy moved away.
E Neuman moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
E Neuman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
E Neuman lands a jab.
McCoy tests E Neuman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
E Neuman avoids the head kick by McCoy.
E Neuman misses with a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
E Neuman connects with the punch.
A bone on bone clash there as E Neuman blocks the leg kick.
McCoy tries to close the distance and clinch up but E Neuman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alfred E Neuman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
McCoy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A slapping leg kick lands for McCoy.
McCoy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
McCoy tries to move into range but E Neuman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
E Neuman scores with a nice head shot.
E Neuman takes a swing at McCoy's ribcage but misses.
Nice defenses there by McCoy.
McCoy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
E Neuman lands a really nice looking cross but McCoy seems unphased.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
E Neuman swings for the body but McCoy moves out of range.
McCoy misses with a low kick.
McCoy throws a low kick but it's checked well by E Neuman.
McCoy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but E Neuman moves away.
E Neuman is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
McCoy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy closes the distance but E Neuman moves to the side
and E Neuman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McCoy thinking.
McCoy wants to clinch but E Neuman slips to the side
and E Neuman counters with a straight right hand.
E Neuman lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McCoy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McCoy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
E Neuman lands with an uppercut that bounces McCoy off the ropes and back into range.
E Neuman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
E Neuman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McCoy's hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
E Neuman lands a nice looking body kick.
McCoy takes a jab right on the kisser.
E Neuman gets tackled into the ropes by McCoy. McCoy maintains the clinch.
McCoy trying to land knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman scores a nice knee to the body.
A bit of stalling here from E Neuman.
McCoy avoiding damage as E Neuman throws knees to the body.
E Neuman misses with some punches.
McCoy managing to block the knees to the body from E Neuman.
E Neuman is stalling here.
E Neuman presses McCoy against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for E Neuman.
McCoy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
McCoy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from E Neuman.
E Neuman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
McCoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from E Neuman.
A shot in the inside from McCoy.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, E Neuman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McCoy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
E Neuman drops McCoy with a big knee! Will McCoy beat the count? Yep, he's up already and we're only at 3... let's see if he's just faking it or if he's actually OK.
McCoy is rocked!
It looks like Hank McCoy has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
E Neuman scores with a kick to the midsection.
McCoy throws a chopping leg kick but E Neuman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
E Neuman scores with a shot to the body.
McCoy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Oh McCoy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. E Neuman engages and cracks McCoy with a massive lead left hook - McCoy tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! E Neuman is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alfred E Neuman! Alfred E Neuman retains his super heavyweight title!
Alfred E Neuman managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps, into his post fight interview.
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