PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Hojo Yoijimbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tak Sin Thanarat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yoijimbo comes to the ring accompanied by 2Pac, Freddie Foxxx, Ray Benzino - Don't Fuck With A Killa. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Yoijimbo
vs
Sin Thanarat

170 cm
32
269 lbs
21 - 13 - 1

215 cm
36
285 lbs
22 - 14 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)
Master Lee's One Stop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hojo Yoijimbo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Tak Sin Thanarat!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thanarat throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Yoijimbo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thanarat was well out of range. Poor timing from Yoijimbo.
A telegraphed right hand from Yoijimbo misses the target.
Thanarat lands a nice leg kick that just misses Yoijimbo's sensitive parts.
Thanarat throws a leg kick which misses Yoijimbo's front leg but catches the back leg as Yoijimbo tries to avoid it.
Yoijimbo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fighters circling - Yoijimbo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thanarat lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yoijimbo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Thanarat.
Yoijimbo takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Yoijimbo takes one on the button.
Yoijimbo pushes Thanarat away with a front kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Yoijimbo checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Thanarat ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yoijimbo punishes Thanarat's body with a nice straight punch.
Thanarat ducks under a wild hook from Yoijimbo.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Yoijimbo checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thanarat has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A lazy left from Thanarat finds it's target.
Thanarat throws a head kick that misses.
Thanarat misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yoijimbo.
Thanarat jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thanarat avoids the body shot from Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo misses with a body shot.
Thanarat uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yoijimbo.
Thanarat tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Yoijimbo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Yoijimbo misses with a hook
letting Thanarat counter with a right hand.
Thanarat drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thanarat throws a leg kick but Yoijimbo checks it.
Thanarat checks a low kick from Yoijimbo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thanarat motions for Yoijimbo to come forward. Thanarat throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thanarat misses with a few strikes there.
Yoijimbo blocks the body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Yoijimbo misses the target.
Thanarat takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Yoijimbo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yoijimbo. Thanarat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thanarat blocks a jab.
Yoijimbo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Thanarat.
Yoijimbo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yoijimbo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Yoijimbo throws a body shot but no joy.
Yoijimbo throws a looping overhand right but Thanarat ducks down to avoid it.
Thanarat throws a low kick but Yoijimbo moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hojo Yoijimbo dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Thanarat.
Yoijimbo throws a jab when Thanarat was well out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thanarat darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Yoijimbo is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Thanarat's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Thanarat throws a half hearted mid kick.
Thanarat misses with a head kick.
Yoijimbo looks to land a body kick but Thanarat moved away.
Tak Sin Thanarat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yoijimbo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thanarat.
Thanarat punishes Yoijimbo's body with a nice straight punch.
Yoijimbo on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Thanarat blocks the leg kick.
Thanarat tries to bum rush Yoijimbo with a series of wild strikes but Yoijimbo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Yoijimbo throws a jab when Thanarat was well out of range.
Thanarat misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thanarat keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thanarat lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Hojo Yoijimbo has been cut.
Thanarat is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A leg kick checked by Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thanarat.
Thanarat scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Yoijimbo misses with a wild combination.
Thanarat takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yoijimbo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thanarat throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thanarat bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Yoijimbo's head.
Thanarat scores with a kick to the midsection.
Yoijimbo thuds his right hand into Thanarat's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thanarat stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thanarat.
Good leg kick by Thanarat there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Yoijimbo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Yoijimbo cracks Thanarat with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Yoijimbo throws a big shot that misses.
Thanarat blocks a low kick nicely.
Thanarat missing with a left hand there. Yoijimbo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thanarat shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Yoijimbo eats them both and turns towards Thanarat to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Thanarat throws out a loose jab but Yoijimbo uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thanarat throws a nice outside leg kick.
Thanarat lands with a kick to the temple. Yoijimbo shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Yoijimbo tries to land a front kick but Thanarat steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tak Sin Thanarat seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thanarat connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tak Sin Thanarat showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Hojo Yoijimbo's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Thanarat thuds his right hand into Yoijimbo's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Thanarat cracks Yoijimbo with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Yoijimbo is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Yoijimbo is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Yoijimbo could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Tak Sin Thanarat!
In defeat, Hojo Yoijimbo stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.