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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Jaakko Kolloo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bong Toe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toe has chosen 2Pac - Under Pressure as his entrance music. Bong Toe is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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157 lbs
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103 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 7 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Jaakko Kolloo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bong Toe!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, William Gold and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toe lands a nice hook to Kolloo's body. Kolloo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kolloo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Toe.
Kolloo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Toe moves away.
Kolloo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kolloo throws a good cross that connects.
Both fighters circling a little - Toe finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Kolloo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Toe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Toe throws out a powerful jab.
Kolloo throws out a loose jab but Toe uses good head movement to avoid it.
That kick from Kolloo tenderised Toe's leg. Toe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Toe defending well as Kolloo loads up on a big left hand.
Toe is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kolloo looks to score with a jab to the body but Toe is just out of range.
Jaakko Kolloo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Toe throws a push kick but Kolloo slaps the foot to one side.
Toe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kolloo swings for the body but Toe moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Toe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toe lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kolloo missing with a left hand there. Toe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Toe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Toe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kolloo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kolloo looks to land a body kick but Toe moved away.
Kolloo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've been informed that Toe has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Kolloo keeps Toe at a distance using the push kick.
Kolloo scores with a nice head shot.
Toe fails to land with a series of punches.
Kolloo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Toe.
Kolloo just misses with a punch to the body.
Toe moves out of range of the leg kick from Kolloo.
Toe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kolloo.
Kolloo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolloo takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Toe throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Toe walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kolloo checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good work by Kolloo as he checks the leg kick.
Kolloo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Toe.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toe throws a leg kick but Kolloo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kolloo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Toe loads up on a big right hand but Kolloo slips the punch.
Kolloo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kolloo throws a body punch but Toe moves out of range.
Toe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kolloo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jab from Kolloo.
Kolloo looks to throw a body kick
and Toe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kolloo scores with a nice strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaakko Kolloo dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kolloo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kolloo bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Toe.
Toe throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kolloo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Toe blocks a jab.
Toe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kolloo.
Toe tries to land a leg kick but Kolloo saw it coming and moves away.
Kolloo misses with an uppercut.
Toe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Toe clobbers Kolloo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The fighters circling - Kolloo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Toe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kolloo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A slow jab from Toe misses its intended target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toe connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kolloo momentarily.
Toe lands a nice looking body shot.
Toe throws a sloppy head kick and Kolloo moves out of range easily.
Kolloo is looking to land body kicks.
Toe with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kolloo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Toe.
Toe fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jaakko Kolloo is winning the standup battle so far.
Toe turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Toe throws a head kick that Kolloo semi-blocks.
Kolloo finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Toe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kolloo.
Kolloo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kolloo slips under a jab from Toe.
The fighters circling - Toe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Toe.
Kolloo slips a straight right by Toe.
A punch lands to the side of Kolloo 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kolloo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kolloo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kolloo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kolloo throws a shot from downtown. Toe moves away and avoids it.
Toe takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Toe scores with a nice right hand.
Toe throws a right hand that Kolloo ducks under and follows up with a left that Kolloo also avoids with ease.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Good standup being displayed there by Toe as he connects with a hook.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kolloo.
Toe throws a solid leg kick but Kolloo takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Toe.
Toe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kolloo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Bong Toe will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Kolloo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kolloo lands a nice looking kick to the body. Toe takes a step back to recover.
Kolloo scoring well with a low kick there.
Kolloo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Toe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Toe lands a jab to the head.
Toe bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kolloo throws a push kick but Toe slaps the foot to one side.
Good exchange - Toe coming out on top.
Kolloo tried to score with a low kick but Toe checks it.
Kolloo dips to his left and cracks Toe with an uppercut!
Toe lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kolloo backs up against the ropes.
Toe ducks under a wild hook from Kolloo.
Kolloo works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolloo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Toe's hands.
Kolloo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kolloo.
Toe throws a head kick but Kolloo moves out of range.
Kolloo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Toe keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Toe fakes the leg kick and cracks Kolloo in the body.
Toe lands a jab.
Toe checks a leg kick.
Toe lands a head shot.
Toe takes a swing at Kolloo's ribcage but misses.
Kolloo misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Toe misses.
Toe pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Kolloo back to the ropes. Toe follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Kolloo misses with a wild body shot.
Toe defending well as Kolloo loads up on a big left hand.
Toe missing with a left hand there. Kolloo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kolloo looks for the body kick but Toe saw that one coming.
Kolloo blocks a head kick by Toe.
Kolloo takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toe moves out of range of the body kick.
Kolloo slips under a jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kolloo lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Toe at a distance.
A cross from Toe lands.
Toe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kolloo moves forwards but Toe connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Jaakko Kolloo did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Kolloo misses with a low kick as Toe jumps back.
Kolloo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Toe throws a good cross that connects.
Kolloo blocks a leg kick.
Kolloo throws a body kick that misses.
Kolloo lands with a thumping leg kick.
Toe connects with a crisp jab.
Kolloo looks to score with a jab to the body but Toe is just out of range.
Toe throws a body kick that misses.
Toe falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Kolloo counter with a right hand.
Toe takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kolloo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kolloo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Toe manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kolloo.
Kolloo tries a low kick but Toe avoids it.
Nice body kick there by Kolloo.
Toe misses with a low kick.
Kolloo misses with a kick to the body.
Toe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kolloo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Toe counters with an outside leg kick.
Kolloo slips under a jab from Toe.
Good leg kick by Toe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Toe has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kolloo.
Toe steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kolloo. That one must have hurt.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kolloo.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kolloo. Toe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toe misses the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolloo misses with a body shot.
Kolloo swings for the body but Toe moves out of range.
Kolloo misses the jab.
Toe lands with a slapping head kick.
Kolloo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Toe.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toe thuds his right hand into Kolloo's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Toe takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A lazy left from Toe finds it's target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kolloo tries to land a front kick but Toe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Toe moves out of range as Kolloo throws a body kick.
Toe cracks the inside of Kolloo's front leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Jaakko Kolloo will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Kolloo misses with an uppercut
and Toe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bong Toe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kolloo is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kolloo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Toe attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kolloo looks to score with a jab to the body but Toe is just out of range.
Kolloo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Toe's calf.
Kolloo moves away from the strike by Toe.
Toe throws a leg kick but Kolloo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kolloo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Toe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kolloo misses the shot to the body.
Kolloo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Toe's hands.
Kolloo looks to land a body kick but Toe moved away.
Toe digs a good hook to Kolloo's body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolloo slips a jab from Toe.
Toe blocks a jab.
Toe will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kolloo avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Toe ducks right into an uppercut from Kolloo.
A low kick from Toe misses
and Kolloo counters with a straight right hand.
Kolloo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kolloo thuds his shin into the meat of Toe's side.
Toe throws a looping overhand right but Kolloo ducks down to avoid it.
Kolloo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kolloo misses with a wild body shot.
Kolloo takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolloo checks a low kick from Toe.
Kolloo loads up on a big right hand but Toe slips the punch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kolloo.
Toe takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by Toe.
Kolloo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Toe.
Jaakko Kolloo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Toe looks to land a combination but Kolloo avoids it well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Toe.
Toe tried to score with a low kick but Kolloo checks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kolloo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kolloo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Toe fails to land with a series of punches.
Toe finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jaakko Kolloo.
Well Kolloo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 49:46
Judge William Gold scores the fight 50:46
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jaakko Kolloo!
Jaakko Kolloo is the new lightweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Jaakko Kolloo thanked Perkele! for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
In defeat, Bong Toe stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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