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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stigma Diabolicum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jupiters Cock has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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221 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jupiters Cock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stigma Diabolicum!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Russell Pearce and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diabolicum goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
It looks like Jupiters Cock has been cut.
Diabolicum bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Diabolicum lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cock has Diabolicum up against the cage in a clinch.
Cock just leaning against Diabolicum, taking a breather.
Cock is trying to maintain a safe position but Diabolicum gets an underhook and turns Cock into the cage.
Cock misses with some punches.
Diabolicum trying to control the position but instead, Cock has worked for underhooks and has pushed Diabolicum into the cage.
Diabolicum misses with some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Diabolicum's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Diabolicum.
Cock blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Cock fails to land.
Cock lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Diabolicum backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Diabolicum avoids it by throwing Cock back against the cage.
Diabolicum has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cock seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Diabolicum can turn it around.
Cock scores with a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Diabolicum.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cock as Diabolicum tries to tie him up.
Cock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cock misses with a hook to the ribs.
Diabolicum breaks from the clinch.
A leg kick checked by Cock.
Diabolicum moves out of range of the strikes.
Diabolicum buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cock throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses.
Diabolicum lands a high kick!
Diabolicum misses with a head kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Diabolicum.
Diabolicum tried to score with a low kick but Cock checks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Diabolicum lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cock has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cock and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Diabolicum with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diabolicum avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A solid body kick from Diabolicum.
A head kick misses from Diabolicum.
Stigma Diabolicum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cock with a jab.
It looks like Stigma Diabolicum has been cut.
Cock fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cock avoids a kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Diabolicum, right into the meat.
Diabolicum scores with a head kick. Cock tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A head kick misses from Diabolicum.
Cock blocks a low kick nicely.
A big left from Cock misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cock, as that shot connected.
A nice leg kick lands there from Diabolicum.
Cock throws a leg kick but Diabolicum sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cock wants to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diabolicum tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diabolicum lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cock uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Diabolicum fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cock is out of range.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses.
Diabolicum scores with a nice body kick.
Diabolicum throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cock takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cock misses with an uppercut. Diabolicum saw that one coming.
Diabolicum is looking to land body kicks.
Cock takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diabolicum chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cock misses with an uppercut. Diabolicum saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diabolicum tries a head kick but it misses.
Diabolicum wants to slow Cock down by chopping away at his legs.
Diabolicum lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cock blocks a head kick by Diabolicum.
Diabolicum throws out a leg kick but Cock moves out of range and Diabolicum only half commits.
Cock throws a series of punches but Diabolicum avoids them all with ease.
A bone on bone clash there as Cock blocks the leg kick.
Diabolicum lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Diabolicum dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cock. That did some damage!
A head kick by Diabolicum misses
and Cock holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Diabolicum is trying to maintain a safe position but Cock gets an underhook and turns Diabolicum into the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Diabolicum or not.
Cock prevents Diabolicum from breaking the clinch.
Cock throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stigma Diabolicum dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Diabolicum slips under a jab from Cock.
Cock misses with a series of wild punches.
Diabolicum misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cock blocks the body kick.
Cock takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A big right from Cock misses.
Cock tries to clinch up but Diabolicum circles away and keeps his distance.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that Cock semi-blocks.
Cock throws a shot from downtown. Diabolicum moves away and avoids it.
Cock throws the left hand but Diabolicum avoids the punch easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cock checks a leg kick.
Diabolicum fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cock has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cock is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Diabolicum throws a low kick, looking for Cock's leg but Cock calmly moves out of range.
Cock misses the jab.
Good shot there by Cock.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diabolicum.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diabolicum.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Diabolicum, right into the meat.
Diabolicum buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cock scores with a nice head shot.
Diabolicum is rocked!
Cock on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Diabolicum is still on wobbly legs! Can Cock finish him?
Diabolicum slips a straight right by Cock.
Diabolicum seems to have recovered his senses.
Cock missing with a left hand there. Diabolicum was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diabolicum throws a leg kick that misses.
Cock chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diabolicum can pounce on him.
Diabolicum misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cock looks to score with a jab to the body but Diabolicum is just out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Diabolicum.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diabolicum pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diabolicum.
Diabolicum lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Diabolicum dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cock. That did some damage!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diabolicum lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cock will feel that in the morning.
Diabolicum misses with a head kick.
Cock is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Diabolicum scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diabolicum keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cock.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diabolicum buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Diabolicum feints and then cracks Cock's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cock down.
Stigma Diabolicum seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diabolicum thows a body kick. Cock tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Diabolicum wants to land a leg kick but Cock is out of range.
Diabolicum throws a chopping leg kick but Cock manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Diabolicum throws a solid leg kick but Cock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Diabolicum.
Diabolicum moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
That kick from Diabolicum tenderised Cock's leg. Cock is trying to keep his angry face on.
Diabolicum tries to keep at a distance but Cock has taken the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diabolicum.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diabolicum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cock working aggressively here.
Diabolicum can't find room to land a body shot as Cock controls the action.
Diabolicum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cock has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Diabolicum misses with a punch to the body.
Cock misses with the head strike.
Diabolicum has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cock throws a punch but it's blocked by Diabolicum.
Diabolicum is looking to control Cock's arms but Cock gets an underhook and turns him. Now Diabolicum has his back to the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cock.
Cock goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Diabolicum taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock misses with some punches.
Cock scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cock controlling the action here for a moment.
Cock tries to work over Diabolicum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Diabolicum escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cock is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Diabolicum throws a nice inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Diabolicum.
Diabolicum dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cock. That did some damage!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diabolicum connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diabolicum misses with a head kick.
Diabolicum lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Diabolicum with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stigma Diabolicum showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses.
Diabolicum finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Diabolicum thows a body kick. Cock tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Diabolicum throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Diabolicum lands a head kick. Cock smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Diabolicum throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Diabolicum throws a wild body kick that Cock sees coming a mile off.
Diabolicum scoring well with a low kick there.
Diabolicum tries a head kick but it misses.
Cock stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diabolicum.
An inside leg kick from Diabolicum misses.
Diabolicum throws a sloppy head kick and Cock moves out of range easily.
Good leg kick by Diabolicum there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cock misses with an uppercut. Diabolicum saw that one coming.
Diabolicum throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Diabolicum slips a straight right by Cock.
Diabolicum slips under a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diabolicum.
Diabolicum is looking to score with low kicks.
Cock doesn't manage to clinch there - Diabolicum circles away.
Diabolicum misses with a low kick.
Diabolicum throws a low kick but Cock moves out of range easily.
Diabolicum wants to land a leg kick but Cock is out of range.
Diabolicum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cock.
Cock moves out of range of the body kick from Diabolicum.
Diabolicum walks into a stiff left hand from Cock.
Cock stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diabolicum.
Cock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diabolicum throws a leg kick which misses Cock's front leg but catches the back leg as Cock tries to avoid it.
Diabolicum throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cock.
Cock throws a shot from downtown. Diabolicum moves away and avoids it.
Nice body kick from Diabolicum.
Cock will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock blocks a head kick by Diabolicum.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cock avoids the head kick by Diabolicum.
Cock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cock moves out of range of the leg kick from Diabolicum.
Cock pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cock moves out of range of the body kick from Diabolicum.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Diabolicum throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Diabolicum takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Diabolicum. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Diabolicum throws a leg kick that misses.
Cock will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diabolicum connects with an inside leg kick.
Cock avoids the head kick by Diabolicum.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cock has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Diabolicum.
Diabolicum lands a nice looking body kick.
Cock chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diabolicum can pounce on him.
Diabolicum connects with a solid leg kick.
Diabolicum with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cock throws a series of punches but Diabolicum moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Diabolicum cracks the inside of Cock's front leg.
Diabolicum tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diabolicum connects with a leg kick. Cock looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Diabolicum throws a sloppy head kick and Cock moves out of range easily.
Diabolicum explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cock tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Diabolicum connects with a solid leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Diabolicum.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cock blocks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diabolicum lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cock lands a nice looking body shot.
Cock blocks a head kick by Diabolicum.
Cock tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cock avoids the head kick by Diabolicum.
Cock throws a hook but Diabolicum blocks it.
Diabolicum throws a sloppy head kick and Cock moves out of range easily.
Diabolicum throws out a leg kick but Cock moves out of range and Diabolicum only half commits.
Diabolicum misses with a low kick.
Diabolicum walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That has opened up Stigma Diabolicum's cut even more.
Cock cracks Diabolicum with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Diabolicum looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Cock finish him?
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diabolicum throws a head kick that misses.
Diabolicum misses with the body kick
and Cock counters with a huge left! Diabolicum is in big trouble! He's backing up but Cock isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Diabolicum from any more damage. A dominating finish by Cock!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jupiters Cock!
As Jupiters Cock got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: He is a tough guy for sure.'.
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