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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Last Dragon. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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184 lbs
19 - 14 - 2 |
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189 cm
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180 lbs
20 - 11 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Don Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilson misses with a hook.
Anderson looks to score with a jab to the body but Wilson is just out of range.
Anderson takes a swing at Wilson's ribcage but misses.
Wilson moves away from the strike by Anderson.
Anderson slips under a jab from Wilson.
Anderson staying out of range there.
Anderson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A jab from Wilson misses.
Wilson missing with a left hand there. Anderson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wilson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wilson throws a body shot but no joy.
Wilson swings for the body but Anderson moves out of range.
Anderson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wilson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wilson closes the distance but Anderson moves to the side
and Anderson counters with a nice double leg into side control. Wilson won't be happy with that.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderson working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Wilson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wilson struggling a bit here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Anderson.
Wilson manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wilson trying to control the action but Anderson is working from the bottom.
Anderson is trying to maintain the position but Wilson is very close to passing his half guard.
Wilson tries to pass to full mount but Anderson defends it.
Wilson tries to stand and escape but Anderson actually recovers to full guard.
Wilson stands and steps away. Anderson gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
A left lands for Anderson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Anderson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Anderson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wilson is looking to clinch.
Anderson shoots for a takedown but Wilson saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wilson throws a hook to the side of Anderson's head but Anderson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wilson doesn't manage to clinch there - Anderson circles away.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anderson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Wilson is fending him off so far but Anderson persists. Nope, Wilson circles away and we're back to standing.
Don Wilson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wilson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Anderson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Anderson scores with a takedown into Wilson's guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Wilson holds on and takes a little breather.
Anderson preventing the sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson throws a strike but Wilson rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Anderson controls Wilson momentarily but Wilson frees himself.
Wilson wants to control from the top but Anderson keeps moving.
Wilson stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Anderson has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! Wilson manages to get his head free but now Anderson has transitioned to an armbar! Wilson grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Anderson! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson is the new welterweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd Anderson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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