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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vagner Love (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. Vagner Love could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to BitchFace PoopyPants's chin.
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188 cm
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206 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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197 cm
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222 lbs
21 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Vagner Love! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants! The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Atkins and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! PoopyPants closes the distance and clinches. Love breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. PoopyPants darts in and clinches Love up against the cage. PoopyPants tries to stall but Love uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
PoopyPants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Love's efforts to push away. PoopyPants lands an elbow just above Love 's eye. Love misses with some punches.
Love lands a hook to the side of the head. PoopyPants jumps guard but Love turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. PoopyPants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Love avoids the elbow strike from PoopyPants, against the cage.
We've been informed that PoopyPants has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Love wants to break the clinch but can't.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from PoopyPants. PoopyPants has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Love avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch. Love throws a punch but it's blocked by PoopyPants. Love struggles to land a body shot inside as PoopyPants controls his hands.
PoopyPants is looking for a takedown. Vagner Love has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
That's one minute gone in the round. PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
Love misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside. Love misses with a punch on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Love lands a left hand.
PoopyPants will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Love up against the cage. PoopyPants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Love is keeping busy. Love prevents the takedown attempt.
A right hook to the body lands for Love.
Love avoids a wild elbow strike from PoopyPants. Love scores with a shot to the side of PoopyPants's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. PoopyPants has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Love avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch. PoopyPants can't get the takedown.
PoopyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
PoopyPants drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Love gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Love tries to circle away but PoopyPants has him pinned against the cage. PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! PoopyPants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Love's efforts to push away. PoopyPants stalling against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by PoopyPants. PoopyPants lands an elbow that stopped Love in his tracks for a moment. PoopyPants is working for takedown but Love is calmly controlling the position for now. Love prevents the takedown attempt.
Love misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round. PoopyPants has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Love is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. Love's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Love manages to break the clinch.
PoopyPants tries for a takedown but Love sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. PoopyPants lands a jab to the head.
Love takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Love displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as PoopyPants throws out the jab. Love chopping away at his opponent's legs.
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. A nice inside leg kick there by Love. That's going to slow PoopyPants down. PoopyPants looks winded! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. PoopyPants punishes Love's body with a nice straight punch. PoopyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Love. Love misses with a head kick.
Love connects with a leg kick. PoopyPants looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Love keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Love swings and misses with a hook to the body.
PoopyPants lands with a good body shot. PoopyPants throws a hook but Love blocks it. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by PoopyPants. Good work by PoopyPants as he checks the leg kick. Love connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. A slapping leg kick lands for Love.
Love is looking to slow PoopyPants down with leg kicks. A looping hook to the body misses from Love. PoopyPants does a little dance to reset his feet. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Love uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from PoopyPants. Love throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. An inside leg kick lands from Love. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Vagner Love will probably get the nod. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
PoopyPants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. A kick lands to the mid section there for Love. PoopyPants misses with a looping left. PoopyPants is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Love misses with a low kick as PoopyPants jumps back. Love attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. PoopyPants scores with a decent looking hook. Love uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from PoopyPants. PoopyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body and Love counters with a good low kick that PoopyPants was not able to check. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Love moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
PoopyPants is breathing heavily. Love throws a leg kick which misses PoopyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as PoopyPants tries to avoid it. PoopyPants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Love is fending him off so far but PoopyPants persists. Nope, Love circles away and we're back to standing.
That's one minute gone in the round. Love lands a lovely overhand right. PoopyPants's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Love cracks PoopyPants with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. PoopyPants takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. PoopyPants checks a low kick from Love. Love lets loose with a powerful body kick. PoopyPants will feel that in the morning. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Love lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Love misses with a series of wild punches.
A solid leg kick lands there for Love.
PoopyPants on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Love. Love obviously looking to wear him down.
Love bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of PoopyPants's head. PoopyPants misses with a hook to the body
and Love counters with a body kick. Love lands a front kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Love throws a leg kick which misses PoopyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as PoopyPants tries to avoid it. Love lands a leg kick that knocks PoopyPants off balance momentarily. PoopyPants takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. PoopyPants shoots for a takedown but Love saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Love cracks the inside of PoopyPants's front leg. PoopyPants tries to move into range but Love moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. PoopyPants takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Love with a jab.
PoopyPants is rocked! A good leg kick by Love. Love lands an uppercut, right on the button! PoopyPants tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vagner Love! After winning the bout, Vagner Love thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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