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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thioon Phitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoolander comes to the cage accompanied by Relax (Don't Do It)- Frankie Goes To Hollywood . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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163 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thioon Phitch!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoolander throws a big shot that misses.
Zoolander walks into a straight right hand from Phitch.
Phitch misses with a looping left.
Phitch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zoolander ducks under a wild hook from Phitch.
Phitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoolander moves away.
Phitch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Phitch throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Zoolander counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Phitch swings for the body but Zoolander moves out of range.
Phitch connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zoolander keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zoolander forces Phitch back against the cage and clinches.
Phitch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zoolander.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoolander tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Phitch's elbow.
Phitch breaks from the clinch.
Phitch checks the leg kick.
Zoolander tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Phitch paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Phitch with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Phitch scores with a sloppy right hand. Zoolander should have avoided that one.
Zoolander moves in looking to clinch but Phitch pushes him off.
Phitch thows a left - swing and a miss!
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoolander.
A big right from Phitch misses.
Phitch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoolander was well out of range. Poor timing from Phitch.
Zoolander is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Phitch tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Zoolander counters with a leg kick.
Zoolander misses with a kick to the body.
Phitch swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Zoolander counters with a nice low kick that buckles Phitch's knee momentarily.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Zoolander was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoolander landing a few strikes.
Phitch is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Zoolander's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Zoolander has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Zoolander landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Phitch is defending against the submission attempts here by Zoolander.
Phitch trying to control but Zoolander postures up.
Zoolander thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Zoolander trying to pass the guard but Phitch defending well.
Zoolander missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phitch is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zoolander sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Phitch defending well though.
Zoolander not doing much here.
Phitch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Phitch blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zoolander.
Zoolander tries to pass the half guard into mount. Phitch knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Zoolander is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Phitch sees it coming and defends easily.
Zoolander trying to control the action but Phitch is working from the bottom.
Ground and pound from Zoolander.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phitch is trying to maintain the position but Zoolander is very close to passing his half guard.
Phitch on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Zoolander thows a huge punch but Phitch dodges it nicely.
Zoolander is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Phitch defends it well.
Zoolander throws a strike but Phitch avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Phitch avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Zoolander throwing strikes from guard but Phitch blocks nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoolander working some strikes from top position.
Phitch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Zoolander throwing strikes but missing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derek Zoolander dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Phitch scores with a sloppy right hand. Zoolander should have avoided that one.
Zoolander walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Phitch checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Zoolander rushes Phitch and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Phitch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zoolander backwards.
Phitch wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoolander trying to control the position but instead, Phitch has worked for underhooks and has pushed Zoolander into the cage.
Zoolander lands a body shot.
A short left from Zoolander.
Zoolander working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Phitch manages to break the clinch.
Zoolander throws a head kick that misses.
Zoolander goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Thioon Phitch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fighters circling - Phitch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zoolander fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Phitch connects with a jab.
Zoolander connects with a nice looking jab.
Phitch comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Thioon Phitch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Phitch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Phitch is looking to clinch but Zoolander is avoiding it.
Zoolander uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Phitch.
Phitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoolander moves away.
Thioon Phitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Phitch throws a lazy uppercut
and Zoolander connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Phitch misses with a wild combination.
Phitch getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Phitch bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoolander connects with a looping right hand.
Phitch lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phitch tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Zoolander manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Phitch misses with a double jab.
Zoolander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phitch moves away.
Zoolander misses with a jab, cross combination.
Phitch connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice shot by Zoolander.
Zoolander throws a sloppy head kick and Phitch moves out of range easily.
Phitch tries to clinch up but Zoolander circles away and keeps his distance.
Phitch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Phitch connects with a jab.
Zoolander thuds his right hand into Phitch's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Phitch is rocked!
Zoolander moves into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Zoolander fails to land.
Phitch misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phitch tries to throw a body punch but Zoolander avoids it by throwing Phitch back against the cage.
Phitch blocks an uppercut.
Phitch lands a hook to the side of the head.
Phitch is leaning against Zoolander and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Zoolander.
Zoolander scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zoolander controlling the action here for a moment.
Phitch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Phitch throws a head punch that misses.
Zoolander misses with a punch to the body.
Phitch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zoolander misses with a hook to the ribs.
Phitch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Phitch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Phitch is looking to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Phitch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoolander swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Phitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoolander moves away.
Phitch misses with a double jab
and Zoolander makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Phitch really felt that one!
Phitch tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Phitch misses the body punch
and Zoolander counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Zoolander.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Phitch holds on and takes a little breather.
Zoolander lands a couple of digs.
Zoolander postures up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Zoolander accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Zoolander postures up and lands a big shot to Phitch's brow.
Phitch has Zoolander pulled in close to control his posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derek Zoolander dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Zoolander lands a really nice looking cross but Phitch seems unphased.
Phitch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Phitch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Zoolander showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Phitch.
Zoolander wants to land a leg kick but Phitch is out of range.
Zoolander ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A jab from Phitch does it's job there.
Phitch lands with a good body shot.
Phitch throws a looping overhand right but Zoolander ducks down to avoid it.
Phitch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zoolander throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zoolander. Phitch does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander drops Phitch with a left and a right! Oh, Phitch is hurt - Zoolander dives into side control looking to finish!
Phitch is still in real trouble! Can Zoolander finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Phitch sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Zoolander has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Zoolander wants to lay and pray for a moment but Phitch keeps working.
Phitch keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Phitch keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Zoolander is thwarting Phitch's attempts to control the position.
Phitch seems to have recovered his senses.
Phitch keeping hold of Zoolander's head, controlling as best he can.
Phitch wants to control but Zoolander is keeping busy.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Thioon Phitch.
Phitch lands with a straight right. Zoolander didn't see that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander scores with a hook to the body. Phitch takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thioon Phitch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Phitch misses with a hook. Zoolander ducked under it nicely.
Zoolander bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zoolander tries a low kick but Phitch avoids it.
Phitch dips to his left and cracks Zoolander with an uppercut!
Phitch misses with a lunging right hand
and Zoolander counters with a nice low kick that buckles Phitch's knee momentarily.
Zoolander manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Phitch on his heels. He'll look to pass Phitch's guard now, I'm sure.
Phitch keeping full guard, as Zoolander tries to pass.
Zoolander throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Phitch works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Zoolander throws a big elbow that misses.
Zoolander in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Zoolander with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander preventing the sweep.
Zoolander trying to control but Phitch is working from the bottom.
Zoolander scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Zoolander trying to control but Phitch is working from the bottom.
Zoolander throwing strikes but missing.
Zoolander postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Phitch is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Zoolander, into his guard.
Phitch is looking to stand up but Zoolander won't let him.
Zoolander trying to keep a closed guard but Phitch is proving a slippery customer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Phitch passes into half guard.
Phitch not doing much here.
Phitch's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Zoolander tries to get to full guard but Phitch has control of the leg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phitch wants to stand up but Zoolander has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Phitch thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
And that's the end of the fight!
Derek Zoolander showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Zoolander has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Derek Zoolander!
A very excited looking Derek Zoolander rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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