PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Numero Deux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christopher Rios (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Rios's choice of entrance music: Still Dre. Christopher Rios has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Deux
vs
Rios

199 cm
24
279 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

190 cm
27
245 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

DROPPIN BODIES

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Numero Deux!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Christopher Rios!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rios cracks a nice hook into Deux's ribs.
Deux throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rios sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That kick from Rios tenderised Deux's leg. Deux is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rios moves out of range of the strikes.
Rios feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Deux's calf.
Rios delivers a nice body kick.
Rios avoids a punch combination nicely.
Deux scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Deux misses with a hook.
Numero Deux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Deux throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Deux takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Deux loads up on a big right hand but Rios slips the punch.
Deux throws a right and a left that both miss.
Deux is breathing heavily.
Rios looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd cheers as Rios lands an impressive looking overhand right. Deux doesn't seem phased though.
Rios throws a nice inside leg kick.
Deux misses with an uppercut
and Rios counters with a nice leg kick.
Rios lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rios buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Rios.
Deux gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Deux tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Rios is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Deux buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Deux!! Deux is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Rios throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Christopher Rios!
A victorious Christopher Rios thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.