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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kauko Partio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Partio is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Partio enters the arena, that little fucker has bad intentions!. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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139 lbs
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143 lbs
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World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kauko Partio!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Partio takes a swing at Loompa's ribcage but misses.
Partio has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Loompa is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Partio misses with a low kick.
Partio lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Loompa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Loompa lands a head shot.
Nice body kick there by Loompa.
Partio looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A solid leg kick lands there for Partio.
Loompa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Partio.
Partio throws a sloppy head kick and Loompa moves out of range easily.
Loompa tries to clinch up.
Loompa is looking to slow Partio down with leg kicks.
Loompa misses with a head kick.
Loompa has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Stu's Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Partio.
Partio is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Partio scores with a nice strike.
A jab from Partio misses.
Loompa shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Partio sprawls well. Partio wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Loompa gets slowly back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Loompa tries to clinch but Partio is having none of it.
Partio throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Loompa on the side of the head.
Loompa ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Partio throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Partio stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Partio lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Partio's jab looks to have found its range, popping Loompa under the eye.
Partio avoids a kick to the body.
Partio misses with a two punch combination.
A nice inside leg kick there by Loompa. That's going to slow Partio down.
Loompa fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A left lands for Loompa.
Loompa on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Partio. Partio obviously looking to wear him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Partio throws a low kick but Loompa moves out of range easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Partio.
Partio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Partio shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Loompa with a hook.
Loompa tried to score with a low kick but Partio checks it.
Partio blocks a head kick by Loompa.
Partio does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Partio scores with a decent looking hook.
Loompa shoots in and gets a takedown into Partio's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Partio controlling Loompa's posture.
Loompa stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Partio swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Partio.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is looking to work some ground and pound but Partio has wrist control.
Partio looking to hit a scissor sweep but Loompa is one step ahead there.
Loompa wants to pass the guard but Partio is keeping the position.
Partio is adopting a defensive guard.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is working from the bottom.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Partio walks forward, straight into a front kick from Loompa.
Loompa thumps Partio with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Partio.
Loompa darts in and clinches Partio up against the cage.
Partio lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Loompa scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Partio tries to work over Loompa's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Loompa blocks an uppercut.
Partio misses with a body punch.
Partio scores with a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Loompa.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Loompa.
Loompa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Loompa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Loompa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loompa lands a hook to the side of the head.
Loompa tries to work over Partio's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Loompa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Partio's elbow.
Partio throws a punch but it's blocked by Loompa.
Loompa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Partio shoots in for a double leg but Loompa sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Partio jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Loompa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Loompa throws a chopping leg kick but Partio manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Partio lands with a thumping leg kick.
Loompa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Partio buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Loompa fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Partio is out of range.
Loompa digs a good hook to Partio's body.
Partio tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Partio.
Loompa lands with a kick to the ribs.
Partio throws a leg kick
and Loompa counters with a nice kick to the body.
Loompa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loompa lands a right hook to the body.
Loompa cracks Partio with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Loompa. That's going to slow Partio down.
Loompa is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Partio avoids a kick to the body.
Partio changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Loompa looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Loompa tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Loompa regains half guard there - taking advantage of Partio's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Loompa has a hand on Partio's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Partio takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Partio tries to control but Loompa wriggling away.
Loompa is desperately trying to improve his position but Partio has a good base and remains in mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio looking to control but Loompa is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Partio avoids the attempt from Loompa to control.
Loompa is in all sorts of trouble here.
Partio working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loompa is squirming around, avoiding Partio's attempts to control the action.
The referee warns Loompa that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio avoids the attempt from Loompa to control.
Partio is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Loompa can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Loompa slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Partio wants to pass to mount but Loompa is defending the position.
Partio is looking for a kimura here.
Loompa controlling the position for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Partio is working away from the top position though.
Partio wants to take a breather but Loompa is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Partio controlling the action here.
Loompa regains full guard. Nicely done.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Loompa is on top in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Kauko Partio will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Loompa tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Partio takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Loompa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Partio.
Partio connects with a jab.
Partio connects with an inside leg kick.
Partio keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Loompa tries to close the distance and clinch up but Partio swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Loompa does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Loompa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Loompa feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Partio's calf.
Partio connects with a solid leg kick.
Loompa keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Loompa throws out a loose jab but Partio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loompa does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Loompa needs to keep his hands up - Partio had a free shot at his head there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio lands with an overhand left.
Partio defending well as Loompa loads up on a big left hand.
Loompa lands a nice looking body kick.
Partio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Loompa misses with a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Partio.
Partio slips a jab and a cross from Loompa.
A looping hook to the body misses from Loompa. Partio does a little dance to reset his feet.
Loompa fails in his attempt to clinch.
Partio throws a head kick that misses.
Loompa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loompa looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Loompa connects with a solid leg kick.
Loompa is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Loompa takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio cracks Loompa with an open hand slap.
Partio throws a head kick but Loompa moves out of range.
Nice shot by Partio.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Loompa throws a big shot that misses.
Partio cracks Loompa with an open hand slap.
Good shot there by Partio.
Partio thuds his right hand into Loompa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Loompa throws a looping overhand right but Partio ducks down to avoid it.
Partio uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Loompa.
Partio throws a combination that misses
and Loompa counters with a good low kick that Partio was not able to check.
Loompa tried to score with a low kick but Partio checks it.
Nice defenses there by Loompa.
Partio throws a jab when Loompa was well out of range.
Partio throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Partio keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Loompa.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa throws a push kick but Partio slaps the foot to one side.
Partio throws a head kick that Loompa semi-blocks.
Partio looks to land a left hand but Loompa moved out of range nicely.
Partio misses with a low kick.
A solid body kick from Loompa.
Loompa fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Partio is out of range.
Loompa scores with a hook to the body. Partio takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Partio tries a low kick but Loompa avoids it.
Partio throws a head kick but Loompa moves out of range.
Partio circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Loompa, right into the meat.
Partio has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Loompa.
Partio throws a quick inside leg kick.
Loompa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Partio takes one to the chin there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa lands a body shot.
Partio cracks Loompa with a good jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loompa throws a leg kick but Partio sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Loompa swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Partio shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Loompa as he avoids it easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Partio, right into the meat.
Loompa tries to clinch up but Partio circles away and keeps his distance.
Partio misses with a head kick.
Loompa drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Loompa doesn't manage to clinch there - Partio circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loompa fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Partio has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A cross from Partio lands.
Loompa dives in for a single leg takedown but Partio sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Loompa misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Kauko Partio just about did enough to take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Loompa has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Loompa there as he acknowledges the shot.
Loompa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Partio thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oompa Loompa is winning the standup battle so far.
Loompa misses with a left hand
and Partio counters with a single leg into guard. Loompa didn't expect that.
Loompa throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Partio throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Loompa works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Partio sitting in guard here, content to control.
Loompa looking to control but Partio passes into half guard.
Loompa looking for subs from the bottom but Partio mounts him!
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Partio.
Partio landing shots from mount.
Loompa is wriggling around trying to escape.
Partio sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Partio wants to control the pace but Loompa is squirming around nicely.
Loompa is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio raining down hammerfists from mount.
Partio prevents Loompa from getting the reversal.
Loompa is working hard here to advance position.
Loompa in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Partio lands a heavy elbow.
Loompa can't escape the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio scoring with strikes but Loompa is staying in there.
Partio lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Partio has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Loompa's face.
Loompa is rocked!
Partio with the ground and pound from mount.
Oh Loompa is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Partio loads up with a big shot that hurts Loompa! He's pulled Partio in close but Partio has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Loompa survive? More strikes from Partio and Loompa is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kauko Partio!
Kauko Partio is the new featherweight champion!
Kauko Partio bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Oompa Loompa was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck the rehab - I'm going on a bender... '.
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