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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mark Oswald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Constanza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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134 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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135 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Oswald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Constanza!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Oswald looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Constanza lands with a nice combination. Oswald backs away looking to recover.
Constanza uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Oswald.
Constanza throws a chopping leg kick but Oswald manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Oswald wants to clinch up but Constanza keeps it at a distance.
Constanza throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Constanza throws a leg kick but Oswald sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Constanza throws a nice outside leg kick.
Oswald closes the distance and clinches.
Constanza is looking to break free of the clinch but Oswald has double underhooks.
A nice right hand lands inside from Oswald.
Constanza has had enough of the clinch but Oswald keeps him there for the moment.
Constanza is looking to break free of the clinch but Oswald has double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Constanza is looking to break free of the clinch but Oswald has double underhooks.
Constanza wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Oswald has him pressed against the cage.
Constanza wants to break free but Oswald has control.
Constanza wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Constanza wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Constanza is trying to break the clinch but Oswald has him pressed against the cage.
Constanza wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oswald lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Oswald lands a body punch in the clinch.
Oswald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A swing and a miss from Oswald.
Constanza looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Oswald wants to clinch up but Constanza keeps it at a distance.
Constanza slips under a jab from Oswald.
A solid leg kick lands there for Constanza.
Good work by Oswald as he checks the leg kick.
Oswald closes the distance and clinches.
Oswald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Constanza pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oswald clinches up against the cage.
Constanza wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Oswald breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Good work by Oswald as he checks the leg kick.
Oswald gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constanza on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Oswald breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Oswald fails in his attempt to clinch.
Constanza misses with a wild combination.
Oswald tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oswald really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A punch lands to the side of Constanza 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Constanza lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Oswald backs up against the cage.
Constanza looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Constanza misses with a hook.
Constanza lands a nice looking body kick.
Constanza blocks the body kick.
Oswald swinging wilding here.
Oswald tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Constanza takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constanza throws a nice looking combination but Oswald bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Oswald tries to clinch but Constanza is having none of it.
Constanza throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oswald tries to clinch but Constanza moves out of range.
Constanza throws out a leg kick but Oswald moves out of range and Constanza only half commits.
Constanza misses with an attempted mid kick.
Constanza keeps the fight on the outside.
Oswald takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Constanza keeps the fight on the outside.
Oswald throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oswald tries to clinch up.
Oswald moves into range and clinches up with Constanza.
Oswald wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Constanza wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Oswald breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Constanza throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Oswald tries to close the distance and clinch but Constanza swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oswald will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Constanza punishes Oswald's body with a nice straight punch.
Constanza throws a low kick but it's checked well by Oswald.
A combination from Constanza does no damage.
Constanza throws a body kick the misses
and Oswald counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Oswald.
Constanza is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Constanza is trying to break the clinch but Oswald has him pressed against the cage.
Oswald breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Constanza throws a chopping leg kick but Oswald manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Oswald checks a low kick from Constanza.
Oswald tries to clinch up but Constanza circles away and keeps his distance.
Oswald is looking to clinch.
A head kick misses from Constanza.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mark Oswald dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Oswald throws a series of strikes that have Constanza backpedaling.
Constanza avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Constanza misses with an attempted mid kick.
Constanza steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Oswald.
George Constanza seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oswald looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Constanza throws a head kick but Oswald moves out of range.
Oswald moves in looking to clinch but Constanza pushes him off.
Mark Oswald is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Oswald is looking to clinch but Constanza is avoiding it.
Oswald rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Constanza moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Oswald moves in looking to clinch but Constanza pushes him off.
Constanza throws a head kick but Oswald moves out of range.
Constanza throws the kick towards the body but Oswald avoids it.
Constanza misses with a combination
and Oswald counters by moving into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oswald working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Constanza wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Oswald has him pressed against the cage.
Oswald content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Oswald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Constanza throws a leg kick that is checked
and Oswald counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Oswald.
Constanza is trying to break the clinch but Oswald has him pressed against the cage.
Oswald wants to break free but Constanza has control.
Oswald wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Constanza wants to break the clinch but can't.
Constanza tries to break the clinch but Oswald is controlling the position.
Constanza breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Constanza misses with a low kick.
Oswald throws a jab when Constanza was well out of range.
Oswald throws out a loose jab but Constanza uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oswald clinches.
Constanza being controlled against the cage.
Constanza wants to get back to striking at distance but Oswald won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Constanza is looking to break free of the clinch but Oswald has double underhooks.
Oswald breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Oswald doesn't manage to clinch there - Constanza circles away.
Oswald throws a combination that misses
and Constanza counters with a series of strikes. Oswald will be more careful next time no doubt.
Constanza keeps the fight on the outside.
Constanza fails to land with a series of punches.
Oswald has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Constanza throws a low kick but Oswald avoids it.
Constanza misses with a combination
and Oswald counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Constanza does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Oswald tries to clinch there but Constanza circles away.
Constanza misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Oswald as he checks the leg kick.
Oswald takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Oswald moves in looking to clinch but Constanza pushes him off.
A leg kick checked by Oswald.
Constanza will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Constanza lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Constanza lands a nice leg kick that just misses Oswald's sensitive parts.
Constanza throws a right and a left that both miss.
Constanza lets loose with a powerful body kick. Oswald will feel that in the morning.
Oswald throws a series of punches but Constanza moves out of range.
Constanza throws a push kick but Oswald slaps the foot to one side.
Constanza throws out a leg kick but Oswald moves out of range and Constanza only half commits.
Constanza misses with a head kick.
A combination from Constanza does no damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Oswald tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Constanza counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Constanza throws a leg kick but Oswald checks it.
Constanza misses with a body kick.
Constanza misses with a few strikes there.
Oswald is looking to clinch but Constanza is avoiding it.
Oswald looks to land a combination but Constanza avoids it well.
Constanza fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Oswald is out of range.
Constanza throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Oswald throws a leg kick that misses.
Constanza pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Constanza throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Constanza scoring well with a low kick there.
Constanza throws a leg kick
and Oswald counters by clinching up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mark Oswald dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Constanza tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Oswald throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Constanza counters with an outside leg kick.
Oswald is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Constanza.
Oswald is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Constanza plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Constanza rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Oswald moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Oswald throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Constanza.
Oswald closes the distance and clinches.
Oswald is trying to break free.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oswald lands a body punch.
Oswald effectively controlling the action here.
Oswald breaks from the clinch.
Oswald throws a hook but Constanza avoids it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oswald tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Constanza paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Constanza throws a sloppy head kick and Oswald moves out of range easily.
Constanza throws a nice looking combination but Oswald bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Constanza tries to score with a low kick but Oswald moves his leg out of the way.
Oswald is looking to clinch.
No joy there for Oswald, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A low kick from Constanza misses
and Oswald counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oswald tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Constanza paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oswald is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Oswald blocks the body kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oswald checks a leg kick.
Constanza fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Oswald is out of range.
Constanza swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Oswald forces Constanza back against the cage and clinches.
Oswald breaks the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Constanza throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oswald misses with a two punch combination.
Constanza throws a chopping leg kick but Oswald manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Constanza.
Oswald misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Oswald takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Constanza dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Oswald. That did some damage!
Oswald tries to close the distance and clinch but Constanza swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Constanza tries to land a leg kick but Oswald saw it coming and moves away.
Constanza throws a leg kick
enabling Oswald to counter with a crisp jab.
Constanza tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Oswald checks a leg kick.
Constanza fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Oswald.
Constanza misses with a few strikes there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constanza swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Constanza throws a low kick but it's checked well by Oswald.
Constanza walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oswald checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Constanza attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Constanza wants to land a leg kick but Oswald is out of range.
Constanza throws a head kick that misses.
Constanza throws a head kick but Oswald moves out of range.
Constanza fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Constanza misses with a body kick.
Oswald has Constanza up against the cage in a clinch.
Constanza wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Oswald is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Oswald keeps control of Constanza as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Constanza is trying to break free.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Good body shot from Oswald.
Oswald breaks from the clinch.
Oswald closes the distance but Constanza moves to the side
and Constanza counters with a series of strikes. Oswald will be more careful next time no doubt.
Oswald tries to clinch up but Constanza circles away and keeps his distance.
A good leg kick by Constanza.
Constanza throws a head kick that misses
and Oswald counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Constanza throws a leg kick but Oswald sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Constanza keeps the fight on the outside.
Oswald wants to clinch
and Constanza counters with a nice kick to the body.
George Constanza has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Constanza lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Mark Oswald is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Oswald tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Constanza counter with a right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Mark Oswald.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Oswald, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mark Oswald!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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