PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mister Creosote (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Soprano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Creosote comes to the cage accompanied by Its Mr. Creosote!!. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Creosote
vs
Soprano

150 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mister Creosote!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tony Soprano!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Chris Saunders and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Creosote avoids the body shot from Soprano.
Soprano throws a poor cross that misses

and Creosote counters by clinching up.
Creosote misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Soprano is looking to break free of the clinch but Creosote has double underhooks.
Creosote throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sopranos head.
Soprano fails to pull the fight into his guard.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Creosote creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Soprano decides to pull guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Creosote with a flurry of punches that miss.
Creosote looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Creosote looking to sit in guard and control but Soprano gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creosote looking to hit a scissor sweep but Soprano is one step ahead there.
Creosote controls Soprano momentarily but Soprano frees himself.
Creosote working a defensive guard but Soprano manages to pass into side control anyway.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soprano gets to mount! Creosote was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Creosote regains half guard.
Soprano passes the guard and advances to mount!
Creosote flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soprano sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Creosote working to try and regain half guard.
Creosote tries to hold on but Soprano pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Creosote is wriggling around trying to escape.
Creosote slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Creosote tries to roll over but Soprano keeps him under control.
Creosote wants to sweep but Soprano has passed to side control!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mister Creosote dominated that round.
That's time! Creosote's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Creosote misses with a hook
and Soprano counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Mister Creosote has been cut.

Creosote clinches.
Soprano tries to circle away but Creosote has him pinned against the cage.
Creosote scores with a shot to the side of Soprano's head.
Creosote working aggressively here.
Creosote is leaning against Soprano and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short body shot lands from Creosote as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Soprano jumps guard but Creosote turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Soprano takes a shot to the head.
Soprano's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Creosote softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Creosote.
Creosote stops a takedown attempt from Soprano.

Soprano pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Soprano misses with a straight right.
Creosote closes the distance looking to clinch
and Soprano counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creosote avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Soprano throws a lazy uppercut

and Creosote counters by moving into the clinch.
Soprano wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Creosote prevents a takedown attempt there.
Mister Creosote has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tony Soprano.

Soprano manages to break the clinch.
Creosote cracks Soprano with an open hand slap.
Good exchange - Creosote coming out on top.

Creosote gets a clinch.
A short uppercut from Creosote.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Soprano wants to break the clinch but can't.
Soprano is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Creosote is defending well.
Creosote lands a shoulder strike.
Creosote lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Soprano is breathing heavily.
Soprano is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Creosote to keep the fight standing.
Creosote lands with a light punch inside.

Soprano is rocked!
A frustrated look appears on Soprano's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Soprano is still on wobbly legs! Can Creosote finish him?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soprano tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Creosote just stands there and leans against the cage.
Soprano seems to have recovered his senses.
Creosote lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Soprano is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Creosote to keep the fight standing.
Creosote lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short right from Creosote.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Creosote.
Creosote lands with a right to the head.
Creosote works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Creosote pushes Soprano against the cage. Creosote is working some dirty boxing. Creosote pushes off with a quick right hook! Soprano goes down! Soprano tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Creosote moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mister Creosote!
Mister Creosote made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Suck on that Razor... Suck on these nuts you deserting b.. Your fighters skinny as shit too.'.